The Bachelor Sloth

DMV employee of the month (2 years running very slowly,) Love the outdoors, Colton can't resist my mating calls 😉...okay maybe he could...

[The Bachelor Sloth @BachelorSloth]

Plot twist, Hannah G jumps the fence. #TheBachelor #BachelorFinale #BachelorNation #fencejump

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Might be an unpopular opinion but HOW CAN ANYONE KNOW IF SOMEONE OTHER THEN THEMSELVES IS READY FOR THIS COMMITMENT!?

#thebachelor #BachelorNation #BachelorMonday #myopinion

[The Bachelor Sloth @BachelorSloth]

I don't know about you but I'm absolutely shocked that Heather isn't ready for marriage ... I mean forget that she was just kissed for the first time a week ago.. I'm shook.

#TheBachelor #BachelorNation #BachelorMonday #shook

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Colton leaving these girls in the woods like:

#thebachelor #BachelorNation #BachelorMonday #byegirl

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These ladies are sending Colton messages in code when he sends them home... "Some people, may not, possibly be on exactly the same page, that you may or may not be on..." JUST SAY NAMES! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE NOW! #thebachelor #BachelorNation

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Everyone get ready...for HANNAH BEAST!!! #rage #BachelorNation #TheBachelor #hannahbeast

[The Bachelor Sloth @BachelorSloth]

@ClaireEFallon are all of the commercials where you are watching for tampons, pads and face cream that makes you look younger? Good thing they know what their audience wants! Menstrual control and a 22 year old looking face so they have a shot at the next season of @BachelorABC

[The Bachelor Sloth @BachelorSloth]

@BrettYoungMusic is great, but I'm just curious, does @BachelorABC know that other genres of music exist? #askingforafriend #thebachelor #BachelorNation #curious

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@colton probably got rid of me the first night because he wouldn't be able to "hang" with my fam at hometowns... Just saying. #thebachelor #BachelorMonday #BachelorNation #slothlife #canthang

[The Bachelor Sloth @BachelorSloth]

Sloths live almost their entire life in one tree, now that is committment @colton , I think we all know I would have been ready to commit at the end. #bachelornation #thebachelor #BachelorMonday #truth #slothlife #slothfacts

[The Bachelor Sloth @BachelorSloth]

@colton made a huge mistake, I'm basically a super hero, @alexdillon60 by day, @BachelorSloth by night! #bachelornation #TheBachelor #mondaythoughts

[The Bachelor Sloth @BachelorSloth]

@DenverZoo I hope Colton takes the girls to see my friends Charlotte & Elliot and of course the babies. #sloth #denver #bachelornation #BachelorMonday #thebachelor

[The Bachelor Sloth @BachelorSloth]

I told you I knew how to take it slow, you sent me home night one, now look at the situation you're in! #iwastherefortherightreason #TheBachelor #BachelorMonday #BachelorNation #slothlife

[The Bachelor Sloth @BachelorSloth]

Hannah B and Kaelynn be like... #TheBachelor #BachelorNation #missamerica #fightclub

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#TheBachlor #bachelornation #bachelor

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#TheBachlor #bachelornation #bachelor

[The Bachelor Sloth @BachelorSloth]

The resemblance is uncanny....
#TheBachlor #bachelornation #bachelor @MileyCyrus

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@ChaseKatiee @BachelorABC That's pretty fast for a sloth ;)

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Hmmm.....maybe if they can pull a limo, they can be a compatible romantic partner #TheBachlor #bachelornation

[The Bachelor Sloth @BachelorSloth]

I thought this was a dating show not the Richard Simmons workout special #TheBachlor #bachelornation