JoJo Fletcher PARODY

Rose passer-outer. Polyamorous Dater. Live tweets every episode! Not really JoJo. Nothing against anyone named Joe, Joey, or anyone considering a similar name.

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@MrZackMorris Just landed via private jet, but doesn't pop for the extra $50 for onboard WiFi. $PIK to the moon regardless!

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@breezybaldwin @MrZackMorris @breezybaldwin Do you shake your fists equally as vigorously every time our savior Joe Biden says, "Come on, man"?

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@ABC7 @WheelofFortune What about Gerren Ard? He ended up making it to the final puzzle. @RealBlackVenom @WheelofFortune

[JoJo Fletcher PARODY @bachelortv]

@WheelofFortune Penile Hat. Female Man. Senile Nun. Pimple Pus. Purple Dog. Icicle Nip. Jungle Tit. Inhale Air. Sample Poo. Doable Guy.

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@Comey Good practice for prison!

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@JaneOnFOX7

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@ChiTribBooks Not knowing where your location is, or if you're even confirmed for the @PrintersRowFest when it's less than 4 weeks away disappoints.

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Back back back back back back......gone! (RIP Chris Berman's wife) @espn

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@5and1Podcast melonaide?

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How many blow jobs did @billclinton get at the DNC tonight?

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@BernieSanders said @HillaryClinton "broke precedent." (By precedent, he must mean the LAW). Was fun to watch this mental patient on CNN!

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Looks like @KirstenGillebrand even tanned her teeth

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No Lucas Museum. #ChicagoLoses. Thanks to stupid people, namely Queen of Lawsuits @juanita26ward

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The #AllForOne group was great until they followed me into the bathroom #TheBachelorette #AllForNumberTwo

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Christian just spoiled this unicorn. How dare! (Or their sequencing is off) #TheBachelorette

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Normally Santa only comes once a year...this upcoming Bachelor even less. #TheBachelorette

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Occupation = Canadian. Winner. #TheBachelorette

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Robby "PS I have mouth herpes. You're mine. #TheBachelorette

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Dreamy @chrisbharrison is finally back on my tv! 2016 is finally real. #TheBachelorette

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Cheers to soon being Eskimo Brothers! #TheBachelorette