Bachelor Uncle

Here's my tribute to the grass being greener on the other side.

[Bachelor Uncle @BachelorUncle]

@Barchart It looks like your Unusual Options tab isn't working properly. It showed 400+ 20 mins ago and now less than 100.

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TweetDeck now premium.
Cons: Lost lists of people for stock trading ideas.
Pros: Lost lists of people for stock trading ideas.
END RESULT: Positive.

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I wonder how much of the increased spending was consumers thinking:
A. "I'll get another job soon"
B. "Well, I'm going to file bankruptcy anyway"

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@OpenOutcrier

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Q: Why won't #employment slow despite high rates?

Hypothesis:
1. FED & D.C. "geniuses" injected too much capital into markets
2. Excess = Need to invest
3. High rates = Risk free returns
The perverse impact of higher rates means more liquidity/demand

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Love @googlefinance sheets functions but saddened it's been broken for weeks. 100+ symbols giving #N/A results for the past couple weeks. #bug #fix #please

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@googlefinance Volume data = "#N/A" for several hundred stocks when using formula in Sheets. E.g., CYRX, EVH, FNKO, KOD, MDGL, MRKR DESP others work fine.

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The celebrity #sextape NO ONE is asking for NOOR EVER have to see. #AlPacino #NoorAlfallah

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. @ArbysCares When you say you "have the meats"... um.

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@barchart It looks like your download button is broken.

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@OpenOutcrier Fake Nickel

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@footnoted

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@OpenOutcrier You're missing ...
2019 5G will solve this
2020 Elon will solve this

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@semodough Fast Food not McLovin' it.

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@Barchart It looks like it might be broken again today.

[Bachelor Uncle @BachelorUncle]

@Barchart ... your "unusual options activity" algo might be quiet quiting. The tickers haven't changed in 2 hours.

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Upgrades 2/27: $BZUN $DYN $ENPH $FYBR $LUNG $NOMD $OMCL $PNTG $SGMO $SHEL $STT $ULCC $UNP $UVE $WTW
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Downgrades 2/27: $ACMR $AMWL $BBY $COUR $LAW $LMST $LPRO $MTZ $OPEN $RFP $SEV $VFF $WING $WLK $WMB

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@ianmSC ... or Gov. Nuisance is just letting them roam free.

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@zerohedge The #CocaineBear marketing department getting pretty innovative

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Consumer Price Inflation, by Type of Good or Service (2000-2022)

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@trengriffin