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We had a lot of #Bachelorette tweeting to do today but you know what we did instead? We took a nap.

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@chillrips_cards Sweet sassy molassy! @stoolpresidente you see this?

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@EricLDaugh Send in missiles or send in pardons? Kind of unclear how we’re supposed to react to attacks on law enforcement now.

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What is he going to do now? Release another 5,000 Taliban prisoners like he did in 2020?

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🚨BREAKING: The Taliban has REFUSED President Trump’s demand to return the $7 billion in U.S. military equipment they seized during the withdrawal back in 2021.

FAFO…

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JD Vance: the violent January 6 offenders won’t be pardoned

Trump: all January 6 offenders are pardoned

The Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as JD Vance remembers who they wanted to kill that day.

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Imagine cosplaying as a Christian for years and then forgetting this part.

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@diegofagot54 My guy is just like Roger Staubach. Except for the part about fulfilling his service obligation first, in a combat zone. And except for the part about winning two Super Bowls and never getting cut and never going to Canada. Other than that, just like Roger Staubach. 🫡

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@BrettFavre So should God be the first one to receive a dick pic?

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@StevenBeynon SMA at AUSA

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@HowardMortman Campaign team: ok sir, we found a little donut shop for you to go in and buy some donuts and chit chat with the common folks.
JD: ok sounds good
Campaign team: just don’t be weird
JD: pshh, yeah no prob

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What happened @CrossFitGames?

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Trump: Biden ordered the FBI to kill me.

Biden: No I did not.

SCOTUS: But it would be ok if you did.

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@maureen_bannon

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@diegofagot54 now that you’re playing with Saskatchewan, how will that affect your military service? Is there an opportunity for joint work with the Canadian Navy?

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I’m sorry to hear Kate has cancer but that doesn’t mean William didn’t cheat on her and father a bastard son who will one day try to claim the throne and incite a civil war. Just sayin’

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They are still more upset about Taylor Swift being at the Super Bowl than they are that people got shot and killed at the Super Bowl parade.

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Dallas Cowboys Ring of Honor

December 30, 1923

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Do you guys think we’ll ever see Spencer from Bachelorette 19 ever again? Was he too pure for the Bachelor Universe? What is he up to though? Does he still have that boxing belt he won? Hope he’s doing well wherever he is.

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North Korea's KCNA released a statement earlier in the day saying: The relevant agency of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea decided to expel Travis King, an American soldier who illegally intruded into the territory of the DPRK, in accordance with the laws of the Republic