Bart West-Allen (Parody)

❝Yooo, this place is CRASH!❞ Parody

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

⚡ Bart Allen | Impulse

⚡Open RP/DMs

⚡Friendly Writer

⚡ Arrowverse/Multiverse

⚡Multiship | Pansexual

⚡RT?

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

//So thoughts?

[Black Alice @MagicalLeech]

━ Lori Zechlin a.k.a. Black Alice
━ Angry Goth & Anti-Hero
━ Power: Magic Usurpation
━ Mainly comic verse

━ Crossovers welcome
━ Serious and descriptive writer
━ Dark and mature content
━ No lewd, please!

Penned by #ᴠɪᴏʀᴀ

#DCRP

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

"Somebody say Bart??"

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

@OfMindReadings

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

Well, before then he'd romance her. Amongst other things.

[Cissie King-Jones @arrowsandskirts]

It is!

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

"Eobard. Wanted to kill me, I guess."

[Ye'r Transportation Com'n in Clutch @VAMPsDriver]

"who made a clone of you and why?"

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

Hey, that's facts!

[Cissie King-Jones @arrowsandskirts]

<— Wifeable

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

"Thaddeus Thawne is my clone. Quite literally my reverse."

[Ye'r Transportation Com'n in Clutch @VAMPsDriver]

"thad another one?"

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

@arrowsandskirts That's all he has really.

"Well, I like everything! So I'll pick..."

He closes his eyes and points to a random restaurant.

"Chinese restaurant! Yes!"

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

@arrowsandskirts "Yes! Oh this is gonna be so Schway!"

He pulls out his phone and starts searching for the perfect place.

"Well, that depends, what's your favorite thing to eat? Cause I have practically everything in a list! Alphabetical order as well!"

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

Clearly, Bart's favorite video game character is CRASH BANDICOOT

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

@arrowsandskirts "I mean I think you should say yes, cause I know all the best food places in this city."

Ohh, this is so CRASH!

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

@arrowsandskirts "I mean if I asked you out what would you say?"

Ohh man, he didn't think he'd get this far.

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

@arrowsandskirts "I mean, who knows? World is a big place."

Multiverse is even bigger.

"I wouldn't mind getting to know you more because of that feeling."

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

@arrowsandskirts "Oh yeah, Totally. A pleasure really. Y'know, it's so weird. I feel like I know you from somewhere. Heh, maybe in another life."

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

"Remember how I sad Godspeed was my Thawne? Well..."

[Ye'r Transportation Com'n in Clutch @VAMPsDriver]

"thad? You never told me about him"

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

@arrowsandskirts "Well, I'm from outta town, y'know? Probably not. I'm Bart."

He holds his hand out to shake hers. What a dork. Doesn't even know how to talk to a girl.

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

//Works every time.

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

"Oh yeah... and I forgot about Thaddeus... Uh.. Inertia."

[Ye'r Transportation Com'n in Clutch @VAMPsDriver]

"for the time being, yes. But I get the feeling our big threats will always come back like thawne and hunter. Thawne and Eddie are the main negative speedforce avatars while hunter has a deep grudge against us. They'll always be here"

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

@JeepBlueStiles "Nah, I doubt it. I'm from... Out of town."

Big cheesy smile. Kudos to himself for not saying that he's from the future.

[Bart West-Allen (Parody) @Back2TheImpulse]

"Everyone is so horny! I'm just trying to snack and game!"