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#mewgenics#Parodytwt
An account for a very hardy Lil' Rat.
CITIZENS OF BOON COUNTY, UNITE AGAINST THE TWO TITANS!
(recruitment post, details in thread, art by @BleedYouDry0, twitter keeps fucking up the post so im doing this quick)
@GargButcherer@BleedYouDry0@endless__misery (John follows behind. Radical would be disappointed in his cowardice, he thinks. But it's better to live to kill the king another day, then die to him unprepared.)
@GargButcherer@BleedYouDry0@endless__misery (John has seen a lot in his life. It's hard not to in Boon County. But the last minute or so is in the running for the most TERRIFYING MOMENT OF HIS LIFE. He runs over to Lillian as fast as we can.)
WE'RE NOT EQUIPPED FOR THIS, WE NEED TO RUN! NOW!!
@GargButcherer@BleedYouDry0@nukittybunker@Pissed0ffFeline@lilturnsignal (The rat and his weapon end up quite the distance away. Trying to recover and end this quickly, he attempts to aim at the king from where he fell...only to hear a click, and nothing more. Out of ammo. Helpless.
He can only watch what is bound to unfold.)
@BleedYouDry0@GargButcherer@nukittybunker@Pissed0ffFeline@lilturnsignal (Everything stood still for a while, once the King's head came to a stop. At least that's what it felt like to John. Once he was able to register what had happened, he ran over to the head and put it at gunpoint. The headless tend to live on around here. He's not taking a chance)
@nukittybunker@GargButcherer@BleedYouDry0@Pissed0ffFeline (For once, John's naturally limited abilities without his equipment comes in handy, as he charges into Atomic's head to knock it out of Lillian's range. Not fast enough to prevent all the damage, but still a kind gesture if nothing else.)
@nukittybunker@BleedYouDry0@Pissed0ffFeline@GargButcherer (Unfortunately, John can't think as stupidly as Atomic and fully thinks the cat's attention is on him. To try and redirect the rampage away from the store, he goes to the side and fires another bullet, this one getting very close to Atomic's head.)
@Pissed0ffFeline@GargButcherer@nukittybunker@BleedYouDry0 Not what I meant!
(Well, by process of elimination, that means John's the one going after Atomic. Fortunately, the gun has de-petrified by now (not even science knows how that works, he thinks) so he's able to grab it again and fire at the raging cat's back.)
@nukittybunker@BleedYouDry0@Pissed0ffFeline@GargButcherer (The impact causes a slight bit of damage, which gets blocked by the holy shield and sends a sparkle at Atomic as he flees. It's not going to take much more to bring him down.)
...Magnus, think you can finish him off? Lillian and I will focus on the king.
@nukittybunker@BleedYouDry0@Pissed0ffFeline@GargButcherer (John...WAS going to grab the gun, but it appears the earthquake had petrified it. Not good. Not wanting to switch gear in favor of keeping the offensive up, John opts to quickly close in on Atomic and latch on to him, trying to scratch all over.)
@nukittybunker@BleedYouDry0@GargButcherer@Pissed0ffFeline (Three things happen here. First, John can't get the gun out of the way in time and it gets knocked away. Two, the earthquake hits him as he tries to go get it.
Three, the relic finally triggers and sends sparkles out towards the two opponents. There's more where that came from)
@Pissed0ffFeline@nukittybunker@BleedYouDry0@GargButcherer (John was about a moment away from giving the signal anyways. This works out. Dodging the explosion was light work for him, he's used to it by now, and Lillian knew the plan beforehand so she should be fine.
...John took a moment to fire at the King's knee. Out of spite.)
@nukittybunker@BleedYouDry0@GargButcherer@Pissed0ffFeline (With the heat off of him for a moment, John is able to line up another two shots. This time he aims for Atomic's arm as he wound up to punch Lillian. He's trying to get attention back on him as soon as possible)
@nukittybunker@BleedYouDry0@Pissed0ffFeline@GargButcherer (Expecting the king to attack, John was already ready to dodge to the side. He takes another shot as he does so, but it goes high and only ends up hitting Atomic's hat.)
This war has gone on long enough! I started it, and now we're ending it! NOW!!
(What an angry rat.)
@BleedYouDry0@nukittybunker@Pissed0ffFeline@GargButcherer (The two wouldn't get long to rest, as a loud bang followed by a sharp pain in Atomic's side signaled the arrival of John, wearing a particularly holy-looking headpiece and wielding a small firearm.
Looks like the ambushed wants to become the ambusher.)