Back In The Shed

A no-nonsence, nonsense, 'nonces' view of @Sandiacretowncc run by Danny Green, a 'full time prick'. No offence intended, some may be caused.

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The grass isn't always Greener on the other side, but the Daniel's are. 🤷

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Player Registration

Daniel Greener

to @StainsbyHallCC

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Welcome to old age Donk #snipergothim

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The Matrix is broken. Even down to the Lacoste trainers. #boxfresh

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Chappo Hits 40!

No, not runs for the season - still a little way to go there...

Happy birthday Chappo!!! 🎂🥳🍻

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Past of the Mac-he-cant

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Last of the Mac-hicans

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Always knew Brearsy would score runs at Longmoor Lane.

Just could have done with them 22 months ago.

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Despite having a 9 inch penis, Trumo still isn't the biggest cock to be seen in an Ockbrook shirt.

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No prizes for guessing who was at the other end....

#yesnowaitsorrynotsorry

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Don't worry Phil, I've fixed their Honours Board for you!

Congratulations to Big Phil who registered his first ever 100 (with the bat). 👏

He celebrated with a couple of pints of Endless Summer. Outside the ladies. Hoping his day would get even better. Presumably.

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🏅 Honours Boards🏅

Congratulations to everyone who appeared on the Derbyshire batting and bowling honours boards this week! 🏏☝️🙌

#congrats #cricket #localcricket #derbyshire

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When asked about his celebration, Wood said "I was watching cricket at Sandiacre and one of their fielders ran like this chasing a ball to the boundary. Everything was moving fast but he wasn't going anywhere. Dave Jordison his name was"

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Good luck to everyone playing today. 🏏

Especially those playing in el Crappio.

Be like watching Nez and Donk fight over a comb...

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6 hour round trip to Sunderland with Horny Thorny.

Going to be 8 hours when we hit traffic.

Turn into 10 hours with several service station stops.

And feel like 12 when he starts on the injustice of 2nd team selection.

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Congratulations to Bill and Leah on welcoming their second child into the world. 👶

Arriving on Wednesday, the couple decided on Eric Hugo Anderson after Leah vetoed Eric Chappo Tommo Scotty Macca Connor Donk Bill Kimmo JJ Ryno Newbold Anderson, presumably.

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Welcomed the overseas, Callum Cameron the Cricketer from Canterbury, on Saturday.

Fancy dress beginning with C.

Croucho Marx & Cpencer Hayes?

#lowerthoseeyebrowsDJ

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Well played former STCC star Samit Patel 👏

Take no prisoners 💪

#competitivedad #fastshow

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Samit Patel keeping his eye in for XL Club East Midlands district at Trent College yesterday. Retired after making 115 off 56 balls. His son played for the college side and gave him the player of the match award afterwards.

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Crickets back, yay ....

Good luck to everyone playing today, especially those of us who opened their kit bag for the first time in 6 months this morning.

#abitmouldy

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One player we won't be seeing regularly is Luke 'Thumper' Thomas, who has decided he's not ready for second team cricket yet. 💔

5 years
125 games
3475 runs @ 32.48
44.2 reluctant overs, 10 wickets
40 catches, many more waved through at slip
58 new bats
7 bottles of bud
🫡

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Player Transfer

Luke Thomas to @bmcc1880
from @SandiacreTownC

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Also looking forward to see these two in action at the Lane, as Ollie Flindall joins from Ilson and Callum Cameron flies in from NZ.

Runs, wickets, aggressive send offs (mainly from Ollie) and 80's gay pornstar moustaches 🤝

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Welcome back Swanny 😍

Thirds are looking 🔥

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Player Transfer

Oliver Swann to @SandiacreTownC
from @wimbledoncrick (Surrey Cricket Championship)