BackOfTheVan

We create, develop & disturb any & everything. Our bottom notch team has years of experiance ( and restraining orders ) to help you get the opposite of famous.

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[BFEnded™ @BfEnded]

About to destroy the internet today. @BfEnded comin clutch to start your week off right.

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Four years ago today I asked out the girl of my dreams.
Today I asked her to marry me....... she said no both times.

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I once got kicked out of a Baby Gap for trying on clothes and pretending to be a giant.

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Like once a year KFC tricks me into eating there and then I end up feeling like crap the rest of the day.

Anyone... https://t.co/t48txoZW9J

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Are bacon cheese tator tots a thing? Because I think they should be.

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I want to go to the mall and sneak a Viagra into Santa's drink.

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I'm wetter than your girls' panties when she sees my Sketchers light up!

#nofendernobueno

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OK, so I'm going to buy one of those white robe things Arab dues wear so I can go to a strip club and tell all... https://t.co/NJHA7ONcb8

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Everything I love tries to kill me.

#stupidfourwheeler

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Thinking about going out tonight. Anything worth getting into?

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So apparently my dumb ass friend thought it would be funny to post my number on fb and then turn my phone off so... https://t.co/Qu3dtGC5y9

[BackOfTheVan @BackOfTheVanPro]

Steves phone number is 804 4575
Hahah#fuckyou

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If she really loves you, she'll tell her boyfriend that she needs abortion money and buy you the parts to fix your motorcycle.

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Every Thanksgiving the Patriots should play the Redskins and then steal their stadium.

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This evenings FB posts will be brought to you by a quart of shit I'm not supposed to have.

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I make the other half of the Oreo watch.

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I just realized that I have until January 20th to meet a hot Spanish chick that wants to stay in the country.... https://t.co/gIbzirmapQ

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Just went into the bathroom at Taco Bell to wash my hands and I'm pretty sure there's a guy wrestling a bear in the corner stall.....