AST

Huge fan of shenanigans, tomfoolery, dillydallying, and lollygagging. Late 20s.

[AST @BackThatASTUp]

@TheArdentMelody “I think the word you’re looking for is autism” well now I know it’s not just me who gets this response when @Harpers_Studio says it to me 🤣🤣

[REI AMI @reiamimami]

Gay

[AST @BackThatASTUp]

@DadeAudio Perfect, let me add it to my to-do list for the month, make sure I really commit.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

[AST @BackThatASTUp]

@Harpers_Studio LMAO WAIT I fully missed this until now 💀
Very tempted to greet you with “good morning barbecue squirrel” when I call to wake you up next 😂

[AST @BackThatASTUp]

@Harpers_Studio I feel you, love. You’ve got this. 💜

[AST @BackThatASTUp]

@Harpers_Studio

[Harper's Studio || Fit check for my debt work era @Harpers_Studio]

ANNOUNCEMENT!!

I AM OPENING COMMISSIONS! Disability doesn't pay much and I'm trying to make a few ends meet, so I'm opening TEN SLOTS! Check it out here, and if you can't submit one for yourself, please share! https://t.co/fdJVcdoNuF

[AST @BackThatASTUp]

Metroid! Dread! I still have no idea what’s happening in this game, but Harper’s streams are a hoot and a half!

[Harper's Studio || Fit check for my debt work era @Harpers_Studio]

More Dread? More Metroid Dread! Samus has more working tendons than I do atm.

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[AST @BackThatASTUp]

@ManWritten I do fear I would simply pass away on the spot…and then come back as a ghost just to ask them “okay but how did I sound though?”

[AST @BackThatASTUp]

@Harpers_Studio So so so proud of you 💜💜💜

[AST @BackThatASTUp]

@VoGPersona @DadeAudio @SalunaBlack Can’t tell if Dade is afraid of the ghosts, you driving his truck, or both 🤣 well done Sal!

[AST @BackThatASTUp]

@ManWritten I can’t tell if it’s more amusing if you’re the only porn star son, or if there are multiple porn star sons and you got picked as the favorite somehow.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

thick thighs are all fun and games until you wear shorts and have to keep pulling them down cause your thighs are trying to fucking EAT THEM

[AST @BackThatASTUp]

@TheArdentMelody @Harpers_Studio This is the correct order of priorities 🤣

[AST @BackThatASTUp]

@TheArdentMelody @Harpers_Studio Some of my finest photography work, truly

[AST @BackThatASTUp]

Listen this is so real, I was out here waging war on aphids and cussing out starlings 💀

[Melony🍈 @MelonTeee]

gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Neurotypicals: "If you haven't used it in a year, donate it."

ADHDers: I haven't used it in 7 years but I remember exactly where I was when I got it and if I give it away something bad will happen and also what if I need it.

[AST @BackThatASTUp]

@DadeAudio Not me reading both the Twitter content warning and your caption and still being surprised to see that much body 🤣
Anyway, you’re looking scrumptious sir.