//JoeMomma

Your expectations are unrealistic. Crypto’s resident realtor.

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

I usually just lurk and shitpost with this account. But now that everyone’s getting filthy rich, I’m gonna start putting out real estate advice to keep you that way.

The #crypto anons have taught me so much and I want to return the favor.

DM’s are open too.

Tip # 1

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

@Greed2Fear It’s when a sports announcer says some crazy stat about a player like “the kicker hasn’t missed in 45 tries” and then that player immediately whiffs it.

You do that to tokens

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

Told you

@Greed2Fear

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

Just closed out 75% of my longs cause this guy is the epitome of the Announcer’s Curse

He’ll say some obscure factoid about a coin being silly and then wham! fireworks ensue

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Fidelity lowers the minimum account requirement for the SpaceX IPO from as high as $500,000 to just $2,000.

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

@BigCheds But is it enough volume for a capitulation wick or will more people look for more liquidity to buy space x at an ungodly valuation? Kinda scared to find out

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

Thesis.

Sell everything on the space x ipo.

Why? Cause everyone’s gonna bleed all their shit dry for liquidity and then all the insiders are gonna dump and create space coin holders

Plus we’re pass the 90 day no oil mark going into summer.

Bad shit on the horizon

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

@Greed2Fear I told my boss to buy this yesterday. Now you post so guess I need to buy lol

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

@alexgoldin74 @RepOgles Meanwhile American tv

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

@GinjaReloaded The next spac they’re selling

But for real, what is this Epstein island shit going on in the back??

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

Just closed out 75% of my longs cause this guy is the epitome of the Announcer’s Curse

He’ll say some obscure factoid about a coin being silly and then wham! fireworks ensue

[ArashiStormRider @Greed2Fear]

My bad, 50%. New maths. Snort.

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

Guess there’s still some free lunch left

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

Who woulda know all it took to take down republicans was data centers going up in rural towns

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

Especially a foreign nation that infiltrated an entire supply chain to make pocket bombs

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

I’m not to keen on a foreign nation having access to our systems. But what do I know 🤷‍♂️

[RT @RT_com]

Congress moves to INTEGRATE US, Israel armies

KEY: Sec. 224 2027 NDAA

PROPOSES: ‘US-Israel Defense Technology Cooperation Initiative’

IF PASSED: Joint weapons production, AI, quantum, autonomous systems, directed energy, cyber, biotech + ‘data fusion’ and ‘network integration’

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

BESSENT: US HAS SEIZED $1 BILLION IN IRANIAN CRYPTO ASSETS

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

@GinjaReloaded The amount of loans about to get rounded down to zero is gonna be amazeballs.

I’m gonna buy so many cars next year

[𝕮𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖌𝖔𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗 @Chicago_Scanner]

450 E Benton Pl
A male got out of an Uber w/ an AR weapon
#Chicago #ChicagoScanner

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

@ChefBonsaidemic @alechp I had the Pizza Hut toy when I was a kid and would make dinosaur noises in the tub

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

That’s a dude

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

BREAKING: Donald Jr. just married the daughter of Jeffery Epstein's banker.

He married his handler, just like Hunter Biden did.

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

@ChefBonsaidemic

[//JoeMomma @BackToRealty]

Seniors already get an exemption that cuts the tax in half.

How bout we fix the bloat first? Then they’ll pay less with the rest of us

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

Our seniors should not pay property taxes.