vaughn 🌻

this place is a garbage land of sand and sadness.

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

"𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 / 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 / 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥."

Vaughn Sorensen

『-』post ep. 5 / AU
『-』shitpost / serious
『-』NSFW / mature themes
『-』ships with chem

( more stuff below. )

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

me at the purple skag

[the dodent 🦡 @retromochi]

*crawling out of a swamp coughing and wheezing* hey whats up can i interest anyone in my au vaughn from 2019

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

the first rule of fight club is suck your bro off sloppy style.

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

as a short king i can make a distress call that summons nearby milfs to come rushing over and protect me from circling hawks.

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

really quickly gonna send this to every rhys i know that currently runs atlas.

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

@atIasst it's pretty sick, but i'm still slightly bummed i was rejected from the x-men. they picked that blue twink with the tail over me, can you believe it?

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

@atIasst i was a god, but then i got nerfed cause i was too strong. that's why i'm so short. if i was any taller than 5'5 i'd unlock my true power again.

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

@atIasst i know, right? i'm a bonafide miracle worker. mortality can eat my ass.

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

@atIasst don't underestimate the healing power of my kisses. or my stock of cartoonish bandages. i stocked up. also, even if you did die, i'd bring you back. with my kisses. they're that good.

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

@atIasst show me the spot on your head that hurts the most and i'll kiss it and place a cartoonish x-shaped bandage over it.

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

stop calling me gay boy call me bisexual boy so women know to hit on me.

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

ugh i'm so mad i'm going to go home and touch my husband's tits so i won't be mad.

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

god gave me sharp canines so you get a nice little surprise when you see me yawn (often).

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

waiter can i please get the spaghetti i promise i'll behave this time.

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

everyone loves tall guys but what about short guys!!! small bastards. compact. efficient. just a tiny little fucker. pick us up and put us down. portable boys.

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

she’s not gonna put your balls in her hand and pretend she’s a merchant weighing a bag of coins bro.

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

gonna go out and howl at the moon for either 10 minutes or 2 weeks, get at me.

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

i got a lot of beef with the concept of dust. absolutely no reason for something to get dirty just because nothing has touched it. bullshit.