beard

too dumb for real finance

[beard @BackdoorBeard]

@PennyPitVictim Slow news day for the crayon eaters I take it

[Alex8375 @Landtrader8375]

Remember those Jake Paul fights where you didn't bet close to Kelly?

[beard @BackdoorBeard]

@Soarin22 @CliveBixby41 @chinamaniac @mattkalish this is surely another one of those replies that @mattkalish is going to wisely ignore so I'll respond for him here:

HEY PIGGIE! NAME ONE THING I HAVE SAID ABOUT KALSHI THAT IS NOT STRAIGHT FUCKING FACTS

[beard @BackdoorBeard]

@RobDFS_ 💔

[beard @BackdoorBeard]

@RobDFS_ it was me this time

[beard @BackdoorBeard]

@goldenpants013 Both me and my cat are also on it 😂

[beard @BackdoorBeard]

THERE WAS NEVER A TIME WHERE BURGER KING WAS KING

[beard @BackdoorBeard]

*someone replies with a fair critique*

Kalish: HEY FATASS TELL ME WHAT I SAID THAT ISN'T STRAIGHT FUCKING FACTS

[beard @BackdoorBeard]

@pga627 I go over it in detail in my masterclass link in bio

[beard @BackdoorBeard]

Fair 99.3

[beard @BackdoorBeard]

@mattkalish I don't want to accuse you of anything, but I'm beginning to think that the brooks koepka golf bet wasn't the origin of these now daily tirades

[beard @BackdoorBeard]

@BoNixBets Where did I arb this to lol

[beard @BackdoorBeard]

ydkb if u think he isnt drawing dead

[beard @BackdoorBeard]

@DrJesseMorse @stackapp I'm not sure a more punchable face ever existed

[beard @BackdoorBeard]

@sbinfluencer Tweet of the year candidate

[Sbinfluencer @sbinfluencer]

I think time has proven that Taylor Mathis did nothing malicious in the crypto rug pull situation. She just isn’t the brightest crayon in the box.

[beard @BackdoorBeard]

If I were you matt, I would have came to the same conclusion. He however Omar is an outlier - he has made gambling content for years, containing fleeting interactions with true sharps, yet if you were holding a 12 gage directly to his head he probably couldn't tell you what CLV means 😂😂😂

[beard @BackdoorBeard]

Take Dort out the mf game

[beard @BackdoorBeard]

Is Gemini good for literally anything