SavE

Will write one if this account survives more than a year

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

This evening, I was at Ikeja with my car rewire guy and I witnessed firsthand how all the mechanics apprentices in that big yard kept warning each other off some cars. “Don’t open that car, mosquitoes will enter”. I was wondering, if mosquitoes enter nko, what will happen?

Then they made me realize they all sleep in different cars everyday and only go home at the end of the year except there’s an emergency at home. Like, that’s where they live.

I nearly ran mad. Are you joking? You need to see how they guide their cars like it’s their mini home. Realizing where they all came from, it’s almost impossible to go home everyday due to cost and who will rent apartment for you in Ikeja? They took turns narrating all the styles they use to sleep. Imagine the inconvenience sitting to sleep everyday and they somehow still send money home.

The life of men just hard anyhow.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

“tinubu for another term”
but you dey Canada. if na tinubu dey rule them for Canada, you for go there??

[RW 🇸🇪 @ronaldowarrior]

He went on to score a hattrick against Sweden 😭😭, ain’t nobody in history coming close to this man.. fcking goat

[Chelsea Photos @ChelseaInPhotos]

RJ 🥶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You would look at me and tell me not to give my daughter a shower because you're who na? You're already implying untoward behaviour.

It is that day we will cure your madness.

[Máfejópamí @VillageParrot]

THERE WAS NO CLASH!

APC thugs came in, blocked the road, came down with pump action guns and started shooting INDISCRIMINATELY!

Stray bullets hit people, and my son was in the car while they were shooting right outside the fucking gate!

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Happy Birthday to Me ❤️❤️

My only wish if for Cristiano Ronaldo to Win the 2026 World Cup ❤️ Amen.

[Dr. Kenon @drkenon2]

“I Physically Went To Court In Chicago To Verify That Bola Tinubu Is a Certified Drug Lord!”

~Reno Omokri, Nigeria's ambassador to Mexico, appointed by the same Tinubu

[HipHopCrave @TheHipHopCrave]

DRAKE IS STILL WINNING

Drake’s ICEMAN is on track to spend its fourth straight week at #1 on the Billboard 200 with 137K units.

Making it the longest running #1 of 2026
#Drake #ICEMAN #HipHopCrave
#Drake #ICEMAN #HipHopCrave

[Ocular Priest 🎱 @KaizenMindset_3]

“I begged Peter Obi to work with Atiku. Obi refused and told me he’s more popular than Atiku Abubakar. I swear to god.”
— Dele Momodu

DELE, you don't need to swear; it's the fact.

If Peter Obi tells Nigerians that he needs 1 billion naira for his presidential campaign, it will be raised within minutes. If he wants Nigerians to protest both at home and abroad, it will be done. Atiku doesn't have such influence.

[Thand @ThandiMaler]

ADC vanguard giving us update on NDC.

Has to be a mental illness at this point.

[Everest @novieverest]

Once you say you don't like Peter Obi, Seun of Channels TV will immediately give you a platform.
He likes such gist.

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

bro poverty is the only opp I take serious, nothing concern me if you no like me.

[SimplyHuman @MansarayFrances]

Of all the lies you could tell about Peter Obi, you chose bribery?🤣

Peter Obi took bribes😂

Not even Reno or Bwala will join you in this foolishness.

[Ben the Seer @MikaelCBernard]

Desmond Idiot, a very fervent agbadorian, was rigged out in broad daylight.

Nobody called Tinubu to come and resolve the APC primaries for him.

Chiefpriest was not even allowed at the election venue, nobody called Tinubu to come and defend votes for him.

One efulefu with no political experience and no capacity lost ticket in their village under NDC, and suddenly you want PO to leave his presidential campaign, to come and fight for them.

Are you not stupid?

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Innocent people go open their businesses (restaurants, lounges, cafes) say they wan make profit , another person for internet go dy talk “don’t cast my fav spot” 😂😂

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Are you aware that there is no single sitting Hausa Governor in Nigeria?
Yes, all the Northern governors are Fulani.

[Everest @novieverest]

When Peter Obi first sued Deji, Deji thought it was the type of case Sowore comes and bails the person.
Peter Obi does not illegally arrest anyone.
He follows due process. At least Sowore can't use it for public show.
Just hire your SAN and defend yourself.
By the time Deji paid a real lawyer, check his 2026 interviews and see where he mentions Peter Obi.

Lessons.

[. @UcheKl]

Nigerians do not have values.
Utterly hopeless society.

[ODOH @pchikaodili1]

Datti of PRP is attacking Peter Obi

Kenneth Okonkwo and Dele Momodu of ADC are attacking Peter Obi

Abure of labour party is attacking Peter Obi

Bwala and APC media team attacking Peter Obi

Those that did not get ticket in NDC attacking Peter Obi

What's special about PO