3,080 Career Games Played
3,384 Career Hits ( The 3,000 Club)
3 x MVP
703 Homeruns
2 Gold Gloves
Nickname : The Machine
He also hit .360 with 592 PA.
The best part no steroids.
The best baseball player to ever touch the field. I will stand by this @MLB
Over his first 10 seasons, Albert Pujols hit .331 with 408 home runs and a .624 slugging percentage. He also collected three MVP Awards. That is how you open a career.
@TMZ BULLSHIT. They knew the tenant was someone black, latin, or maybe an actual animal? coz why tf yall making monkey noises and looking right at the ring camera. They did not care about any consequences!!!
I totally agree. The word “Vaina” i use everyday. I think the music when Druski walked in was spot on! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Marcello Hernandez is very talented.
Nonetheless i enjoyed this skit @nbcsnl
And shoutout to @druski
Alright, let's break this down.
The stereotypes were hilarious and spot on. Between the tight pants, calling dollars "pesos," the constant goofing, and referring to calves as "batata," it all landed. The "I no gay, I'm Dominican" line, a shot at the "I no black" joke, was a brilliant addition.
If I could change one thing, it'd be the overuse of "Papi." I think "loco" would fit better here, since "Papi" feels more Puerto Rican than Dominican in this skit.
Also, no mention of "vaina" (thing), the most used word in Dominican Spanish? They should have consulted me for this skit 😅
Overall, funny AF.
@KrisCab23 yea i dont agree with my people on this one. we gotta be able to take it especially because alot of dominicans love to dish it. so theres that!!! i found this extremely funny!!
@mymixtapez either that, or let me just make a list of all the things i accomplished and act like i wrote it 30 years ago. I never heard a 20 year old say look back and enjoy the view. 🤔🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂