Backrington Stanley

10 lads taking Goals Bristol South by storm. #PastyPatrol #ZèTugBoat #PorkChop #DavidDeHairline

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The Re-Up x Lost Tapes

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Who fancies a return of the greatest 7-A-Side team Bristol Goals South has ever seen?

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We’ve had a good run
But everything must come to an end

R.I.P Backrington Stanley
2020-2021

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Beats us mate, was too busy staring at blue shorts batty crease

[Callum Fry @Calfry1]

@BackringtonS can you tell me how Lewis Ellington got out jumped by smallest player on the pitch?

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@Calfry1 has only just realised he’s allowed to use his hands in goal
Could be Massive for the rest of the season

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@_JoshBrace blinding the opposition with his veneers all game

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In other news we were shit tonight
4-1 loss to Badru FC

@ollyarde1 got bodied going for a header

@readerjacob250 dropped a shoulder, forgetting his body weight, and hit the deck

We found out that if @_madisonwalsh wanted to cut his hair he would’ve, so that’s good

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GIVEAWAY

Who’s been megged every single game since we started the club?

Free beer for the winner

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@barterharry @JamesOllis7 Cream always rises to the top

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Backrington 10-1 B2A

Gunmen out in full force tonight
Mainly firing at hairlines by the looks of it.

https://t.co/yUjJTHB5ol gunna be getting some serious traffic tonight

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@readerjacob250 has left the chat

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BACKRINGTON 2-4 SAUNDERS

@goals_bristolS don’t worry about folding the league cause there’s no competition, we’re actually shit

We had 4 touches of the ball all game

@Calfry1 sweating like a one armed brick layer in Baghdad with the amount of carrying he had to do

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MATCH DAY

BACKRINGTON VS SAUNDERS FC

Luckily @JamesOllis7 found his shovel after being snowed in over the weekend.

@Calfry1 found a new love for reggae and is currently growing out his dreadlocks

The Crown used @readerjacob250 hair to fry there chips this bank holiday.

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@readerjacob250 neck a beer

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BACKRINGTON 8-0 B2A

Someone call the FA n get us in the leagues.
This is getting too easy

Top of the table battle tonight but as drake said ‘Top 2 but never second’

TTD, Ellington and Ollis doing the Cha Cha slide.

B2A, Try working on football not just fitness.

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MATCH DAY

Backrington Stanley vs B2A

Probably going to be the toughest opponents we have in the league
No doubts we’ll still breeze it mind

#Pastys

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Backrington 5 - 1 WTKH

Game almost got called off half way through due to a water logged pitch thanks to @Tyronetd98

@readerjacob250 still had that penalty in his head and it showed

Good too see @JamesOllis7 back on the pitch dragging everything wide.

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In a statement Taylor Smith said

“Shit happens don’t it. The drugs were class, I’d recommend everyone getting in some penthrox. Also readers still fat”

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Popular Twitter admin and Daddy of the group @_lewis_taylor_ out for the season after a broken leg.

Unfortunately, even with this loss at the back, no one will even come close to beating us.

#Porkchops