Mr. C the Slide Man

Ball knower

[Rebecca @RebeccaChasen]

That father is gonna spend the rest of his life explaining to his son why he made them leave early

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

That was nuts. Dribble it out and go to the free throw line. And he’s their vet!

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

30pt lead blown and you start chucking nothing but 3s, you deserve to lose.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Let’s not let this Knicks historic comeback/win distract from the fact that that was a truly horrific dumb dumb half by the Spurs in every way. Just an all time moment too big for them.

[John Frascella (Football) @NFLFrascella]

Knicks just pulled off the greatest win of all time… but… what the hell were the Spurs doing??? Dylan Harper & Devin Vassell were their 2 key players in the game and didn’t touch the ball the entire fourth quarter… worst coaching I have ever seen in my life for sure

[Jack @suburbanrunaway]

8 years ago, a friend of mine who was addicted to heroin bet his inheritance on bitcoin and made like 500k. He gave me a few thousand dollars to take a month off to write a book. I did and now it's just on my hard drive.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

We tied the fuck out of you in 2010 and 2022 and we’ll do it again if your not careful

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

He’s about to start calling it soccer lmaooooo

[TJones Ifatunde @__tjones]

I love this shit. You niggas praise the 90s everyday and get mad when it show up on you front door step

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.

[Vincent Bevins @Vinncent]

I can't wait for the world to realize that stadiums in the USA are called like the Doritos CryptoScam Raytheon Thunderdome

[Drayne Gang @Drayne_the_Wolf]

Kinda wish cars had brake lights on the front too. Would be nice to know when I'm at a red light if the altima in my mirror going 1,000,000,000mph is planning on stopping or rear ending me into the 9th dimension.

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

Vince staples on the spurs is unplayable

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

All of America watching Euros rave about Waffle House, Chilis apps, buying Combos at a rural gas station, floating the Chattahoochee, and ranch dressing on the internet:

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Pooh Bear Lucchese @TreyGee254]

Wemby:

[Smokes @nickysmokess]

Americans come back from Europe having lost weight and feeling "clean." Meanwhile these Europeans are about to go back with the Freshman 15 😂