Backstage Sass

Talks a lot about music. Also has an incredible talent for finding the shapes of US states in broken tortilla chips.

[Backstage Sass @BackstageSass]

How about we make a law that every women's bathroom contains a purse hook. How bout that for a change #changewecanbelievein

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Shout out to whoever actually drinks White Zinfandel at Mexican restaurants. Keepin that wino pride alive.

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Sir George Martin, legendary Beatles producer, has died. https://t.co/dxutU0LwDx

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Dreamt #DaveGahan had a backstage pass for me but before I could redeem it, I died. What's weirder is he asked me to call him Andy.

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Methinks @noelsanger is having a good time @AVLmusichall. And so are we. #avlmusic

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.@inplainsightdjs going on now! @noelsanger up laterz! @AVLmusichall #avlmusic

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Can't make it to the fashion show but still wanna bump & grind? Just $10 for the after party. @marley_carroll on the decks at 10

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I prob won't be able to live tweet cuz my phone is a ding dong, but you can check my review on @AshevilleGrit next week! #CondomCouture

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Getting aroused thinking of the possible creations at Condom Couture tonite @NewMtnAVL! Proceeds benefit our beloved #PlannedParenthood

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Pretty sure if I grew up in New Jersey and married a "Bob" I would be Linda from @BobsBurgersFOX

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I must be getting old when I don't even recognize the festy toys anymore. Btw underground day glo Mardi Gras party @NewMtnAVL #avlmusic

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Gotta say it's such a relief that it's okay for young liberals to eat McDonald's again

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Bono remembers David Bowie: "He is my idea of a rock star" https://t.co/fmdSOAO8jj

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Thank #avlsnomg for @inplainsightdjs. They're so hot they could melt my driveway right now #Avl #avlmusic

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Looking for a ride from Candler to downtown this afternoon. DM me up #avl #avlsnomg

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Juuuuust sleetin it up over here #avlsnomg

[Carolyn Ellison @ellisoncarolyn3]

It's finally sleeting in beautiful Candler, NC! #avlsnomg

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Legendary NY-based DJ Onionz throwing down the hot house jams at The National right meow. $5 gets you all this AND my blue hair #Avlmusic

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Playing it cool @ the Boiler Room tonite. Lucas Ledford of @inplainsightdjs bringin the heat #Avl #avlmusic

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Who the hell drinks vodka for sport anymore anyway, that's so 1988. I'll bet most of you freaks are actually sober