Backwards Britain

A hilarious compendium of everything wrong with modern-day Britain, full of anecdotes detailing my mistreatment at the hands of this supposedly great country.

[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

I'm excited to announce that my book is now released and is available on Amazon at the following link:

https://t.co/3pV9EoV9rh

#BackwardsBritain #UK #Britain #British

[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

@Helenskyblue1 I couldn't agree more!

[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

@ledow2 That's genius!

[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

Sinks are best without plastic intruders.

#ThatsMyUnpopularOpinion

[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

@Nigel_Farage But wasn't Brexit to vote out Harry and Meghan? You're confusing me Nigel!

[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

Only £345 million pounds a year? What a bargain for all this drama!

#BuckinghamPalace #RoyalFamily #OprahMeghanHarry #BackwardsBritain #Oprah #UK #Britain

[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

BREAKING: Harry and Meghan exiled to Canada after refusing to represent the vile Sussex Pond Pudding as the Sussexes.

#HarryandMeghanonOprah #PrinceHarry #Markle #BuckinghamPalace #RoyalFamily #OprahHarryMeghan #OprahWinfrey

[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

COVER REVEAL! Here's the cover I've been working on lately! The book release won't be far away now it's sorted!

#BackwardsBritain #UK #Britain #England

[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

@Aiannucci @BrexitBuster That really hasn't aged well, not that it sounded anywhere near appropriate at the time

[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

Sounds about right for Backwards Britain!

[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

Nothing to see here! Not even the slightest reason for investigation! Just a couple of mates strolling in the park. Oh, and one happens to be an international sex trafficker.

#RoyalFamily #MeghanMarkle #BuckinghamPalace #PrinceAndrew #DoubleStandards #BackwardsBritain #Monarchy

[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

@_BillieBelieves @JimMFelton It's not staged at all! Not even Attenborough gets shots as natural as this! It's clearly just a still of a bunch of politicians climbing some stairs socially distanced and they just happen to be all looking at the camera

[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

@JimMFelton Not a chance with good old Queeny pulling the strings behind the scenes

[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

I can't help but think that the English phrase 'Oh Lord' may have been thought up in exasperation at the state of the House of Lords.

#HouseofLords #Lords #BackwardsBritain #UK #Britain #Sleepingonthejob #Naptime #UKGovernment

[ian westell 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️😃 @ianwestell]

Three hundred quid a day while kids go hungry

[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

@ianwestell Oh Lord!

[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

And that's how Linkedin became Linkedout.

#LinkedIn #linkedinisdown #LinkedInOutage

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[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

@BusinessInsider And that's how Linkedin became Linkedout.

[Backwards Britain @BackwardsBrita2]

@dArchief And that's how Linkedin became Linkedout.