Tess Davies

Baker and baconsmith. Fully vaccinated.

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@ExcelEasy Goal Seek is my favourite Excel feature.

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@PiersUncensored @dieworkwear @piersmorgan Piers is also wrong when corrects Derek's grammar. There isn't an agreed rule about adding a possessive apostrophe at the end of names that end in s.

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@GraceREThomas He's wearing camouflage *and* hi-viz. Does he want to be seen or not?
And yes, that's blatantly creepy behaviour to try and assert dominance. What a pathetic individual he is.

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@Petteri_Mommo @WorldBollard @BrodieMifsud Won't have to go far: the state's police head quarters are only four blocks from there.

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@WorldBollard Bonehenge.

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@Kehnara @DivaQBBQ Here you go. They're so wrong, but oh so right.

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@UberFacts The only Americans who understand the metric system are scientists, immigrants and drug dealers.

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@youngonesfan @duncanfine That's my absolute favourite Young Ones moment.

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@jesspryles Works for millinery as well…

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@OzKitsch I learned more about poetry from reading 'Too Many Crayfish, Not Enough Brains' than by doing English Literature as a year 12 subject.

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@GuardianAus There were no complaints in our office on Monday when I brought this in for a colleague's birthday.

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@cosmicjester The recipe book is brilliant, too.

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@UberFacts If you lend someone $50 and never see them again, it was money well spent.

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@adamliaw My mother once called it "chicken parmagina" (rhymed with vagina), so yeah there are worse options than either parma or parmi.

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@okreroy Absolutely correct. I never considered riding to work until there was protected bike lanes for most of my journey. Bought an ebike (and some good rain gear) and now my commute is both shorter and cheaper than either public transport or driving.

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@slolisa54 @ncrawfordmd @OGrady_Texas The politicians who pass these laws have the resources to send their mistresses and their daughters and their sons' date rape victims interstate for treatment. This won't affect them at all.

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Flagging it. Today's @sundayage @smh cartoon. #auspol

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@marquelawyers @crikey_news I initially thought this must surely have been a breach of the political advertising blackout period, but apparently that only applies to TV and radio. At least the bucket ads eventually stopped. https://t.co/aiqjp49lRK

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@Joy_Goldy @tonytardio Nope. Every inner suburbs resident who cycles instead of driving is one less car that you're competing with for road and parking space. Fewer cars is an advantage for you while you're driving in the CBD, walking around, breathing the air, trying to talk over the noise etc.

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@GuardianAus "Another peace deal failed to win the 90% support required to pass state executive during a fax ballot held on Wednesday." Fax ballot? Really?