baconbach

Feminism, queerness, nerd stuff. I’m a pocket full of win. Omega. 🦄🔪 🍻 📖🥓🤷‍♀️ She/her or they/them.

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Sometimes you come back to Twitter (or whatever), after a long break, and this is still happening. So that’s cool.

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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1170

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More bands should sell minis

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Dear Twitter:
The Essex patio has an awning, and after a night of big feelings I’m having a rough time with that.

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Sometimes I stand in front of a hood vent while I’m out, and it feels like home.
Gonna write a Madonna parody “Just like a cook”

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The next time you think someone isn’t taking contraception seriously enough, might I recommend buying them a ticket to Disney on Ice.

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@darth__mouth Canadas longest moving walkway! You should be high for that

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@stefenjaxon *laughs in doing your job for much less money when the kitchen was open til 2 am* 😘

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Pretty excited that no one came to beat my boss’s ass today over *checks notes* a child’s card game.
People are crazy, yo.

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Haven’t been on here in a while…. What did I miss?

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Just another nap time that reminds me to bug my husband about getting a vasectomy.

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I have a dog now, there is a new Kesha album coming next month, and season 3 of Picard was real bad.
That's all I got, friends.

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Grateful for Home Taste, my mother’s spirit, industry fam, and my endlessly patient husband not divorcing me for picking a dog up from the side of the road.

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@stefenjaxon Happy opening day BB. LGM.

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Friendly reminder that bi people involved with someone of the opposite gender are still very much queer.
Also, anybody thinking about getting a dog?

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@clarajoy716 Past me feels real personally attacked right now, Clara.

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@darth__mouth Get my number from yr hubs.
This week is hectic but lets have a glass of something and talk about what needs there are.

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Pets are a great excuse if you’re a human who chronically talks to themselves

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Being married means I’m allowed to burp in his mouth, right? RIGHT?

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Oh, don't mind me, just sitting at work hitting refresh on my personal email waiting for the notification I can pick up my interlibrary loan books. Nothing to see here.

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Bonus highlight: He "doesn't qualify" for whatever loan he was looking at with the current owners, so I should think about taking that on.

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Today in "why are men" a dude I used to bang like ... over 15 years ago, who at one point LEFT ME CRYING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, just messaged me to ask if I'd like to .... buy a used bookstore with him?

Sweetie, those margins are razor thin.