Bad Advice Dick

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Don't know how to break the ice with a girl? Ask her how much she weighs!

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Did bad on the SATs? Make up for it and do good on your STDs!

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You can cure almost any addiction with cocaine.

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People throwing rocks at you? Throw papers at them because paper always beats rock.

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Sleep with contact lenses. Your dreams will be in HD.

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If this gets 1000 retweets I'll transform into a potato

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Feeling depressed? Drink alcohol!

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When driving at night flash your high beams at oncoming traffic to say hello.

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Start making fat jokes about your girlfriend it will motivate her to lose weight.

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Want that summer body you have been desiring? Add meth to your daily diet!

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Don't do drugs. Unless you are peer pressured into it. Then it's okay.