Bad Advice Table

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If you do meth you live longer

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Want a bigger dick? Tie it to a moving car

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Having a hard time reading? Stab yourself in the eyes

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Feeling bored on a long car ride? Kill yourself it will end quicker

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Have a headache? Shoot yourself

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Want to live longer? Do crystal meth its good for the heart

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Stomach hurt? Drink some Bleach you'll be feeling better real quick

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Have homework you didn't do? Bring a gun to school

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Wanna past time? Eat concrete

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Hangnail bothering you? Take 15 percocet you wont have to worry about that hand

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Thank you crocs for having holes in them so my feet aren't soaked from all the wet bitches

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First things first your a cunt

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Want to show your girlfriend you love her? Post her pics on #twitterpurge

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If your girl likes the ocean? Give her crabs

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Hate your neighbors? Cut the brake lines on their cars

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Having a hard time swimming? Tie cinder blocks to your arms

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Feeling down? Kill people

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Nothing gets a girl wetter than a guy wearing crocs

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Girlfriend annoying you? Hit her to show you love her