Bad Baby

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

Ran a disaster drill for my mom: shoved half a waffle in my mouth while she drove. Made convincing gagging noises. #shepassed #noworries

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

So the 12 step program my sitter says I'm going to cause her to join isn't a dance class? You learn something new every day.

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

Apparently, this is my new uniform until I change my ways. #babyjail #badbaby

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

Thanks @Dominos for the free pizza gift card! Can't wait to order. https://t.co/iJkNUQ2AxF #DominosQuikly

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

I like to act good when we're in public to mess with my parents. #storytime

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

These board books aren't nearly as fun as the books with pages.I miss the satisfying sound of the pages. #rrrrrip!

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

Found Mr. Potato Head's nose. Thought I'd keep Mom on her toes and put it up my nose. #damnthathurt #quitlaughing

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

@NCBeerWidow Are you sure it was the balloons? I thought my badness level was the cause...

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

I heard this was the go-to manual for how to torment dads. #hoponpop

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

Just made this birthday cake my bitch! #sugarrush

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

U call it hitting, I call it a gentle reminder of who's really in charge around here. #napoleoncomplex

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

Just perfected my golf swing using my friend's head as the ball. Maybe next time I should yell "fore!" #lightenuppeople #holeinone

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

I just want to smack...er I mean pet you, Kitty cat! Come closer... #badbaby #runawaycat

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

This is my "time out" face.

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

Cuteness factor elevated. Badness factor is directly proportional. #watchoutworld #badbaby

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

There's only so much you can get away with when your hair is messy. I'll be looking devilishly cute soon.

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

@sidney3883 @NCBeerWidow The long weekend gives me time to practice my technique. #nogoggles

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

I wasn't kicking my friend. That was my foot saying hello. #feethavefeelingstoo #badbaby

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

They call this a mess. I call it an episode of Toddler Kitchen Crashers. #badbaby #hgtv

[Bad Baby @BadBabyCharlie]

Just tried to smother two of my friends with a blanket. Evidently that type of game is frowned upon. #chillax