chivirika

ojalá me lleve el diablo

[chivirika @BadBeeMel]

see a sucker, catch a sucker, suck a sucker dry

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

i just dont think every company needs a quirky social media account

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

seeing a pothole at the last second

[pesoblanco @47Akmargiela]

Why did I call the police for a fucking DV issue and they sent two female officers this nigga finna beat the fuck outta us

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

I’m the easiest person to cut off. All you have to do is stop talking to me and I’ll do the same

[s44nti @s44nti]

como quiero que me traten después de haber estado insoportable todo el día

[Zion @zionszzn]

Instagram be laughing at shit we laughed at on Twitter 2 weeks ago 😭😭

[Mr. Tribe🏝️ @sheymanishere]

“new password can’t be your old password”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

[Kunle @skinnyniggr]

FOBI (fear of being included)

[$ @jxtsummer]

i been picking myself up since i was a kid i promise i will be alright

[naja @najanaee_]

being the bigger person is hard bc realistically i’ll slap the shit outta you

[wani @wanimikee]

“girl” is gender neutral to me.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is what it feels like every time you tap the earbud twice to change the song

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“can we reschedule ???” YES GOD YES PLEASE YES

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[chivirika @BadBeeMel]

idgaf who you are, giving your unsolicited advice about my life will get you cussed tf out.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Apple Music is really terrible at shuffling music. Thousands of songs and it still finds a way to play the same 40 song.

[𝙹𝙾𝚂𝚂𝚈 @jossyreturns]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[ZARIA @zariaz1]

i’m never too fucked up bout nothing. life must go on