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@EvanDavies1997 so old.....

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Do you work at subway
Cus your giving me a footlong

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There's something on your ass.... My eyes

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My penis is dead, can I bury it in your ass ?

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With great penis comes great responsibility

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Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas

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Do you have pet insurance, because your pussy is getting destroyed !!!

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Your the reason god invented boners

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Burger king isn't the only thing that's king sized.

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How do you like your eggs scrambled, boiled or fertilised ?

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I just shit my pants, can I get into yours ?

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Hey, I'm Mr Right, I've heard you've been looking for me.

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Hey, I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus

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You must be the cause of global warming, cus your hot.

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@EvanDavies1997 Follow me

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@SimplePickup
"Are you retarded ?"
"Cus I think your special"

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"Are you retarded ?"
"Cus I think your special"

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"Guess what material my shirt is made out of ?"
"Boyfriend material"