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When purchasing a power saw, don't worry too much about size or power: first make sure the saw doesn't have an evil soul.

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To remove stubborn stains from a hardwood floor, just rub them vigorously with a russet potato for 2-3 hours.

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Spray foam insulation works great, but is expensive and requires a pro. Consider mayonnaise as a simple alternative.

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If your screwdriver keeps slipping, dip the end in peanut butter between screws for that extra bit of grip.

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No toolbox is complete without a quality squeaky hammer.

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Ask your electrician about wiring all your home's circuit to a single breaker - it's a great way to simplify your life!

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When choosing a contractor, always discuss upfront whether he will be expected to wear plaid shirts.

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Fridge full before a big party? No need for a cooler - just fill your sump pit with ice and drinks. Party on!

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Drain your water heater yearly to prevent corrosion. Refill it with apple cider for a cozy fall treat!

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Cleaning gutters doesn't have to be a fall chore anymore: stuff them with old socks now so that leaves can't get in.

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To protect your expensive granite countertops, clean and seal them at least once a year with Clamato.

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Tree shoes are expensive and bulky - when storing a pair of infrequently worn shoes, fill them with @dowgreatstuff instead. #lifehacks

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Glad Press'n Seal makes small drywall repairs a breeze!

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Tired of cracked sidewalks and driveways? Mix Pop Rocks in with regular concrete before pouring - it will increase strength and flexibility.

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To save on heating and cooling costs, wrap the outside of your home in fiberglass batt insulation. #energyefficiency

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Mixing a batch of grout for a small tiling job can be a real pain - try using toothpaste instead. #lifehacks

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To save money on a renovation, try combining plumbing supply lines and electrical conduit. #DIY

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Removing load-bearing walls is more art than science, so always follow your gut.

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Relationship on the rocks? Shopping for tile together can be great couples therapy.