Gautam

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking.

[Gautam @BadDecisionsHQ]

This line is haunting me tonight. It says:

“The villain of my story never looked like a monster.

Most days, it looked exactly like me.”

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“Ek hulja hua kidar hun main, log sochte hai ki Samajdar hun main,

Khud ki taalaash mein khoya hua hun yeh kaisa talabdar hu main”

[Gautam @BadDecisionsHQ]

Some if us existed in the background of everyone life -

Likeable, but not Loveable
Needed, but not wanted
Presented, but not included
Observed, but never truly seen

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Interviewer : R u open to re-locate ??

Me : I’m open to teleport, evaporate, levitate, reincarnate, accelerate, migrate. Just hire me.

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Naughty guru gyan #15:23

If u can’t hide a crime scene, just “Pretend” you are a victim.

[Gautam @BadDecisionsHQ]

Tujhe na Dkh k bhi dkhta hun,

Tujhe na sunne bhi sunta hun,

Lafaz, alfass, kamoshi, chuppi, bebasi- sb kuch dkha h

Lekin teri annkhon se zayda or Gheri - na dkha na samja bass uss Naina ka ho gya jo muqqardar me na tha….

[Gautam @BadDecisionsHQ]

The way she rolls her eyes when she talk

The way she speak half things and make sure that u have to guess the rest things

The way she pin her hair back side while working

Between all dis she never look to the person which see hers not just her flaws but beyond that flaws.

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She cares a lot until she doesn’t

Her big 3 ? Yapping, napping and snacking

She’s both a fast replier and never replies type of a person. Depends on her mood.

She’s doesn’t like talks, she like gossip

She’s not toxic, she just hate when someone like what she like.

[Gautam @BadDecisionsHQ]

We once talked for hours; now we exchanged a glance
that said everything and nothing at the same time.

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IDK but someone lighting your cigarette from their while looking straight into your eyes feels dangerously close to love to me

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It was a Thursday d call ended, words ran out, and silence took over.Dey hugged—so tight, as if they knew dis was the last time.Just a pure, trembling embrace, so full of love and energy that it sealed everything they ever were to each other. That hug become goodbye

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Aakhri mulaqat mein na vaade bache, na shikayatein,
bas ek aakhri hug tha—jo chhodne ka hausla maang raha tha,
ek aakhri kiss—jo dil se zyada rooh pe laga,
aur phir hum alag ho gaye,
jaise kuch kahaniyaan milkar bhi poori nahi hoti

[Gautam @BadDecisionsHQ]

In modern era -

She’ll never know how many reels I saved thinking about her

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Jitna attention usko deta hun
Utne me to bc pura mohalla Set hogya hota

Fir bhi ignore krti h

[Gautam @BadDecisionsHQ]

Woh jhoot bol kar bhi sach chhupa na saki,
Uski awaaz hi bata gayi, woh mujhe bhool na saki.

[Gautam @BadDecisionsHQ]

The older you get, the more you realise it’s not about who knows you the longest, it’s about who makes you feel seen, heard, understood, appreciated, supported and loved.

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Friendship needs balance. Silence without reason is not peace—it’s disrespect. Removing dp, block, No communication, no respect, no communication. That’s not freinship that convenience

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Me : Hey bhole ! Aaj kal aap meri
Sunn nhi rhe ho

Bholenath : Notification off kr rakhi h teri….har 5 min me…
“Hey bhole”
“Hey bhole

Pagal h ky ???

[Gautam @BadDecisionsHQ]

My wife : babe what u think , which America is best

Trump America or Biden America

Me : Naughty America 😎

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Guru gyan #96-69

Safalta paane k liye chunotiyoo k
saath saath Chutiye logo se bhi niptana sikho…..

(Aisa Chanakya Ne rough page pe likha tha)