If she does this at 44 fckin years old. I will scream so loud cheering for her. Mainly cause with a career like hers. She DONT HAVE TO BE ON THE COURT !!!!!!
Lizzo will end up having the last laugh.
She's steadily becoming one of America's most recognizable women and her smile, demeanor and generally non threatening/friendly nature has a very familiarly nostalgic comfort to it.
She can VERY EASILY cllleeeaaaaaar the spot as soon as she slides into daytime TV/hospitality.
Yitty is great tbh, but that market is over saturated.
Lizzo has alot more equitable American branding power than the Kardashians tbh...
I wouldnt buy pantry staples and homewares from the Kardashians but i would buy Lizzo's.
The Minute she makes her
Oprah x Ricki Lake x Martha Stewart x Kroger crossover
you faggots will pay the price
Trust me, Lizzo is playing the long game.
I’ve never in my life done that “don’t play with me, im not [insert friend name here]” to any of my friends lmaoo like ever. Y’all crazy af & have cut bitches off for less.
If 21 cheated on Latto tomorrow, I’d bet she’d take him back. But a homegirl who apologized publicly, reached out privately multiple times, and genuinely tried to repair the friendship gets cut off forever?
Latto pls ...
Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
Back on the German grass 🌱
Serena Williams will be playing @berlin_tennis, 13-21 June.
The Berlin Tennis Open is part of Wimbledon’s strategic investments in the grass court season to create a world-class grass court swing that gives players the best possible preparation ahead of Wimbledon.
He made that lady LAUGH. Whenever he was around she was laughing and being silly. Thats so important to me. GOD if you go send me a husband he have to be as charming as Gregg.