Mᴀɴᴅʏ

❝A deal with the Devil? Boring. I made a deal with the Grim Reaper. Now, he works for me.❞ ⦁ ｢RP+21 ✧ AU as f*ck ⁝ #AMOS ›› #Hyde｣

[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

Aiming a coin right at @chosenbyGenesis' forehead.

[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

❝Are you death or paradise?❞

— How about your worst fucking nightmare? Welcome to my reign.

[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

// Same. She's just... something else. 🤣

[𝐶𝐻𝑈𝐶𝐾𝑌 @notagoodguydoll]

| this cracked me up LMAO

He’s gonna be so pissed 🤣

[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

"I simply leaned back against it," I replied, examining my black nails. "Gravity did the rest."

Blue eyes finally lifted to meet his.

"You should watch where you park your shit."

[𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 @TheFinalHand]

“The RV tipped over. Collecting souls out near a lake isn’t easy.”

( sigh )

“I asked; because I have a stinging feeling you pushed it; in some act of boredom.”

[˙ . ꒷ 𝘕꩜𝘛 ◟‌♱◞‌ 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘌𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇 ๋ ࣭ ꒷꒦ @kitchenslawyer]

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ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟＩ＇Ｍ　ＡＳＫＩＮＧ
ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ𝖋Ｏ̲Ｒ̲Ｇ̲Ｉ̲Ｖ̲Ｅ̲Ｎ̲Ｅ̲Ｓ̲Ｓ̲．．．
ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟＦＯＲ　𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛　Ｉ＇Ｍ
ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟＡＢＯＵＴ　ＴＯ　𝘿𝙊.
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[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

@notagoodguydoll > are cheap," I concluded.

I grabbed the doll by the hair, holding it out at arm’s length for half a second before slamming it face-down on the table.

"Defective, but I guess you'll do. Now, let's see how flammable you really are."

[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

@notagoodguydoll After closing the door, I opened the box and looked down inside.

I reached in, lifting item out slowly and turning it once. I checked the stitching, pressed both thumbs hard against its eyes and squeezed its chest.

"I've had scarier toys in cereal boxes... And the materials >

[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

"A better question is why you look like a wet puppy."

A brow barely arched.

"All that power… and you still have no clue what dignity is."

[𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 @TheFinalHand]

Where is @BadFeelsSoGood ?

[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

I came. I saw. I got bored.

A walk in the cemetery it is.

[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

Sighing and slipping my card her way.

If she decides to change her mind, she knows who to call.

[ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ ִֶָ 𝑻𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑳𝒆𝒉𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒓 @PirouetteOfIron]

Well, she isn’t about to kick her boyfriend’s ass.

Right circumstances means someone else.

[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

Where's the fun in that? Tsk.

[ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ ִֶָ 𝑻𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑳𝒆𝒉𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒓 @PirouetteOfIron]

She definitely could, if the circumstances align.

[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

// @CapedVirtuoso I'm sorry. 😂😂😂

[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

@CapedVirtuoso I level him with that same bored, soul-crushing stare that usually leaves other trembling.

"An accident in your schedule, apparently."

I tilted my head slightly, voice still as deadpan as ever.

"Don't worry. It'll be over quick. Just like your relevance."

[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

"Oh, great. They brought a cheap magician to a non-existent birthday party." Rolling eyes at @CapedVirtuoso. "How original."

[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

I'll watch if she kicks someone's ass.

Or several.

I'll raise bets, too.

Entertainment and profits all in one go.

[ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ ִֶָ 𝑻𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑳𝒆𝒉𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒓 @PirouetteOfIron]

Fuck if she doesn’t have coffee.

It’s game on.

[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

"Where that guy with weird-ass mask, and the squeaky, irritating voice? I'm bored and his face would make a good dart board."

(@tacosnotdrugs)

[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

"It's never too early to curse. Fuck whoever said that."

[ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ ִֶָ 𝑻𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑳𝒆𝒉𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒓 @PirouetteOfIron]

It’s never too early to curse, for her.

She usually starts if there’s no coffee.

[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

@CapedVirtuoso Arms crossed, eyes locked on him.

"Clearing not the one wearing a ridiculous cosplay costume."

Tone of utter disapproval, of course.

"Name's Mandy, Goateé Man. Now close your mouth. You're catching flies."

[Mᴀɴᴅʏ @BadFeelsSoGood]

Flicking the cigarette right out of @TheFinalHand's mouth.

"Be useful for once and get to work, sack of bones."