Bad Flirts

Worst flirts EVER. Tweet your #badflirt stories and I'll RT the funniest ones! [email protected]

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Girl looks at you for more than two seconds. Obviously, she wants you. #not #badflirt

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Made eye contact w/girl across bar, but I had too much beer. Went over and chatted her up. Took me 2min to realize it was the wrong girl.

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Guy flirts his way into a girl's group of friends at a bar. Offers to pay for their meals. Group's response: "WTF are u smoking?" #badflirt

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Your stare holds with the most beautiful person you've ever seen...at the busiest airport in the world. Chances of seeing them again = 0%.

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My h.s. crush & I used the same desk, in diff. class periods. I left a book behind for her to return to me. Got stolen by a 3rd person.

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I once bought a very hot girl a drink. Forgot that my credit cards were at home and I only had a dollar in my wallet. (Stevie W.) #badflirt

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You try to woo her by ignoring her & chatting up her friends. You do such a good job you don't even realize she left 10 min ago. #badflirt

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The guy in front of you is so unbelievably good-looking you can't even look him in the eye. He may as well be a male Medusa. #badflirt

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Stupid flirting tricks: Hiding your ring finger -- you're not married -- and making the cutie you're talking to really work to get a look.

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Guys, you suck your stomach in, puff your chest out, &change your walk when you're around a pretty girl. Don't pretend you don't. #badflirt

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Reach awkward silence in conversation. Goes on for more than a minute. And keeps going. Both your heads explode from the deafening silence.

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"I'm, uh, uh, married" - Guy's flustered reply when all I did was say "Hello" as I entered the elevator. (Sarah B.) #badflirt

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At the beach: Look @ cute girl thru ur sunglasses. Wonder if she's looking @ u thru hers. Do nothing but stare for 1 hr. Leave like a loser.

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Girl & guy go window shopping after first date dinner. Girl examines bottle of lotion. Guy: "What is that? Douche?" #badflirt

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Guy hits it off w/girl. Asks for her number, pulls out from his pocket the first thing he can for her to write on: an empty condom packet.

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You sneakily snap pics of the hot guy to send to your girlfriends. Forget to disable the flash. #badflirt

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Nervous guy on 1st date with pretty girl. Sees baby bottles in store window & can't help blurting out a non sequitur: "Nipples." #badflirt

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Flirt w/the concession cashier to snag a free a slushie refill. Immediately spill it all over her counter & onto her uniform. #badflirt

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Played with my crush's nieces and nephews to show her I'm good with kids. Accidentally broke her nephew's collarbone. #badflirt