Bad Game Ideas

Bad game ideas erryday all day. Account run by not-actually-a-game-designer Zen:

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Dr. Mario 2015: Every odd round, you use drugs to get infections cleared. Every even round, you beg insurance to get the drugs cleared

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Kinect Badass Simulator 2015: The game rates how well you drop a Rock Band mic. Bonus points for mad swagger as you walk away.

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The Binding of Trump: A man-child gets Brimstone, shoots blood lasers out of his wherever

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Bioware's Horror Game SPOILER: One of the spooooky ghosts is a member of an ANCIENT RACE that will JOIN YOU and FALL IN LOVE with you.

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Buzzword Overdrive: It's a game where you shoot a thing ON DEDICATED SERVERS. Did I mention the DEDICATED SERVERS. #E3

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The Forrest: "Run, Forrest, Run!" the cannibals taunt, as you flee from the crash site. And then you're the box of chocolates.

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GAME OF WAR: FIRE AGE. OF WAR. OF GAME. OF WAR GAME. AGE OF GAME OF WAR OF FIRE GAME

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A game in the Katamari Damacy series where all you do is roll around the scalps of various people and pick up their dandruff

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Vengeful Almond - Play an almond as it is eaten. Crack as many teeth as possible before being swallowed. Procedurally generated mouth.

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CROSP - It's like QWOP, but instead of running, you're nailing Jesus to the cross. #terriblegameideas

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Passive Aggressive Guitar Hero - Play on your fake plastic guitar, there's nothing wrong with that, I didn't need a birthday present anyway

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.@FiraxisGames I think u should make Civilization: Black Ops where u can be Wu Zetian and Bismarck with perks and killstreaks

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Civilization: Black Ops - Civ turn-based gameplay except for battles - all fights are online multiplayer FPS. Play as badass soldier Gandhi

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Thanks Obama - Use the Kinect mic to say "Thanks, Obama!" ironically. If your Sincerity stat is too high, Glenn Beck shows up and slaps you.

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Sesame Street: The Stick of Truth

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Angry Birds: Turn on your phone and throw it at a flock of geese in real life. Genre: Endless runner.

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It's like Rust, but the only things you can craft are highly detailed statues of each other.

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Satanic Surgeon Simulator: One of your hands saves lives. The other wants to carve Satanic symbols into patients. Balance their needs.

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Super Mario Moonshine: After Peach dumps him for Toad, Mario buys a still to make booze. Drink to calm his rage, but leave enough to sell!

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Pity Party: Pretend to cry and double over in pain in front of your Kinect. Goal: get more sympathy from your XBox than the other players.