Bad Girl Probs

You thought you were the shit, till I walked in the room.

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#HappyValentinesDay

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Me when I watched the #VSFashionShow

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If you're in college and haven't thought about dropping out and just being a stripper, you're a liar. #badgirlprobs

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Pretty much.

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#badgirlprobs

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Yes.

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Really need to get my drunk texting under control. #badgirlprobs

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Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions. #badgirlprobs

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Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.

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Waiting on the chance to sleep with one of my professors for an "A". #badgirlprobs

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When I want to hookup I'll be a lady and act innocent, but once you make that first move I'll attack you. #badgirlprobs

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When the police crash parties do they really think we're going to go home and stop drinking? #badgirlprobs

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I hate everyone and pants. #Monday

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“@itsGirICode: Me when my crush makes a joke:

hahahahahahIwanttohavesexwithyouhahaha”

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We hooked up once, you have no right to be asking me about other guys ✋ #badgirlprobs

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Sundays are seriously the best recovery days 😴

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Real bitches drink beer. #badgirlprobs

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Is it acceptable to not even go out tonight and just call a bootycall? #badgirlprobs

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"Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness."

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Thank you alcohol, for making all of my bad decisions seem like great ones.