The Littlest Hobo

Greatest TV hero, Lassie conspiracy theorist, Flipper sceptic.There's a voice that keeps on calling me, I'm just getting really good at ignoring it PARODY!

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FOLLOW & RETWEET for guaranteed* protection from peril by The Littlest Hobo. Rescue from rabid raccoons a speciality, buses rescued from rivers by prior arrangement only**. Idiots rescued from wells not available (that was Lassie).

*not guaranteed
**not available if it’s raining

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One word… woof.

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Appear, befriend, resolve, leave… that’s about all there is to it #hobostyle

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I’ve added a note to my bio just to make it very very clear that this is a parody account. Sorry for the disappointment if you were under the impression that I really am a German shepherd that’s been alive since the early 80s.

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Happy Christmas #yohohobostyle

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People try to tell you dolphins are intelligent. Flipper was so stupid he could never learn his lines, they had to use a voice actor to add all the annoying clicks and whistles in after they filmed #shitdolphin

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@DogLovesWine @the_jstillwell Not right now but wherever I go some fool usually gets themselves in trouble.

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Lassie was actually a boy dog but he was still the biggest bitch I ever met. The drugs they had that animal on at the end it’s no wonder he did what he did, but I’m still not allowed to talk about that.

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@Angiemut Is your profile picture Gary Glitter?

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Retweet if you’re a crazy cat lady...

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Happy Canada Day from the greatest ever Canadian 🇨🇦

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@CanadaDaredevil @Lionman771 If you think the Littlest Hobo was low budget you obviously don’t know how much I was getting paid.

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@Elizabeasty @MFarrell8662480 The Second Littlest Hobo?

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@I__Barnabas @PopRag More like dog leaves before everyone realises he messed up to be honest.

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@brc9432 😬

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@yamamotto12 What bus? Never saw it...

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Flipper... unless your not in water.

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#SundayFunday let’s have some fun. What’s your answer to this question⁉️ #funtimes #tvtime #SundayMorning GO‼️

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EAST SIDE ANGELS: I befriend a young basketball player who is struggling to be accepted by his new teammates. When they realise his only friend is a dog it makes everything much much worse.

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Every stop I make I make a new friend... even in Newfoundland.

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@coast1011 I’ve had no paid acting work since 1986, it’s not easy.