Gerald, whose wounds pile on

Gerald's tasteful Jags and awful retro tech deals

[Mr. Jones @MrJonestown]

El que no tiene problemas para elegir películas para ver es mi viejo. El abre Netflix, pone play a la primera que tenga en la portada a un tipo con un arma y procede a estar dos horas así:

[Mads @europemaxxed]

I wonder how that happened

[Yeah, okay. @BrielleM7]

Why these old vampire niggas don’t ever fall in love with a 37 y/o woman?

[calm evening @RealGOSC]

the fuck you smiling about bitch

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

when the cybersecurity team finds out there are actual vulnerabilities and they have to do their jobs instead of trying to trick someone into clicking a phishing email

[Lazy IT Guy @lazy_IT_guy]

Until we get confirmation Jira is safe from the PHP vulnerability, I don’t think anyone should be opening tickets or assigning me work.

[vrynn.bsky.social @valarynn]

Been replaying WC3 lately

[f4mi ‼️ @f4micom]

mythical vinted pull

[Gerald, whose wounds pile on @BadJagz]

Who the fuck asked

[Gerald, whose wounds pile on @BadJagz]

@OldInternetFeel Cute little monitors are my bag

[PC Master Race - PCMR @OfficialPCMR]

PC Master Race is a different beast.

[wukko @uwukko]

“the private key is 4”

[Gary Bernhardt @garybernhardt]

I, for one, consider 4 a perfectly fine integer between 1 and 39402006196394479212279040100143613805079739270465446667946905279627659399113263569398956308152294913554433653942642

[Gerald, whose wounds pile on @BadJagz]

This beer label is gayer than being gay.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

"I'm gonna pretend I don't understand your wish and make something horrible happen. Aren't I clever?"

[trappy 🍁🎃 @c1nnamonbunny]

So my dad is 6’5” and mom is around 5’1”. My brother ended up being 5’8” or 5’9” and he thinks it’s completely over for himself

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

The beauty of the British university system is that you can do this with a one word question

“I went to Leeds”
“Met?”

“I went to Oxford”
“Brookes?”

“I went to Sheffield”
“Hallam?”

Gets them every time