Philadelphia Collins

I can't find my shoe

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

Foosball goofin'

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

0% chance he plays anywhere other than Tampa

[JPA @jasrifootball]

𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗦: League sources expect Mike Evans to move on from the Buccaneers this offseason, per @TonyPauline

“Those I’ve spoken with over the past week believe it’s less than 50-50 the veteran wideout re-signs with Tampa and that his career with the Buccaneers is likely finished. He’d like to go to a contender and win another title.”

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

What a headline

[The Charlotte Observer @theobserver]

Man followed by wife’s boyfriend is beaten, then killed by passing car, TX cops say https://t.co/f5FEJy6nha

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

I had no idea California was cold in the middle of the summer. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

@WhistleSports Not one pivot shown. Solid jabs tho

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

@AsMattTweetsIt Yes you can

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

My biggest fear right now is looking at the baby monitor and seeing something creepy as hell

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

No reason "neighborhoods" can't enter a special tax district in order to still fund public services for their specific districts/areas..become accountable for your own area.

[Florida’s Voice @FLVoiceNews]

JUST IN: Gov. Ron DeSantis on ending property taxes statewide

"You buy a home, you buy land... and then, you've been taxed many times [on that]... is it your property, or not? Just for being on your property, you've got to write a check to the government every year?"

"A lot of people can't afford that. That's a big issue. We're going to be looking at ways to bring people relief from that."

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

A sleeve of thin mints is nothing to me

[Zah @DaMidgetZimbo]

If this club had somewhat of a spine, the Independent would be banned from The Emirates and Colney for writing such nonsense! But in actual reality the clown that wrote this would be welcomed with tea and biscuits tomorrow!

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

I've given it multiple chances but will be placing whattaburger in the not good category. It simply sucks

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

Just put away a chocolate and strawberry milkshake from McDonald's, back to back(and belly to belly). Strawberry still the king

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

They keep the roller dogs hot and I see no reason to

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

7-Eleven is letting customers drink booze in-store, but they can't leave

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

Garfield was a load of shit

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

@MilenaAmit @MichaelKudrna Certainly something everyone will advise against. No one wants to set the new precedent because very rarely is it employer friendly. You'd think video proof of someone lying would be enough...it frustrating for sure.

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

@MilenaAmit @MichaelKudrna WC in general is a pretty adversarial system and the litigation aspect could certainly be revamped across nearly every jurisdiction but I promise if you asked any WC adjuster they would love the opportunity to nail an "injured worker" abusing the system.

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

Good lord I would have signed up for costco just for the chicken bake had I known sooner

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

This is a good friend of mine

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

Easter in March is just... unnatural

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

Finally, someone said it

[CAREFREE @_iamcarefree]

Niggas hyping them birria tacos and dat shit taste like watered grease

[Philadelphia Collins @BadKidKelly]

I had no idea there was an entire post credit scene of napoleon dynamite until today