Alien Superstar Stan

Social worker. Libra. ♎️✨💫

[Mike @mikenewyawk]

Maybe if we idk had stricter gun laws, these things wouldn’t happen… just a thought

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

Lmfao oh my

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk https://t.co/1zjr6QycWd

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

What a miserable cunt you are. Maybe if you were getting shagged you might have something better to do with your life. But here you are.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Happy International Fake Oppression Day to everyone who wants complete strangers to know they don't fancy a shag.

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

@_lliesl_ @tensuisui @KevinaFaga @theopposum1234 @jk_rowling @Julietangel89 @JohnJamesNI Everything a couple does at home other than the sex? To think that sex is necessary to make a relationship work comes from people with boring personalities that think all they have to offer their partner is their body or they will end up alone. You’re the embarrassment.

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

Critical thinking skills

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

What has gradually disappeared over the last 20 years without people really noticing?

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

OMGGGGGG!!! She said fuck the US (as she should) so it’s Vegas or Chicago. Let’s pray I can get a ticket 😭

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

I wasn’t planning to tour this year after my shows in Singapore but the incredible response to the new album inspired me to keep things going. It came together super quickly thanks to Arthur Fogel and the amazing team at Live Nation, who planned a global tour in just a few weeks. We chose arenas this time to give me the opportunity to control the details of the show in a way you simply can’t in stadiums—and honestly, I can’t wait. This show is designed to be the kind of theatrical and electrifying experience that brings MAYHEM to life exactly how I envision it. The MAYHEM Ball Tour is officially coming your way. See you soon, monsters.

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

@neareclipse @djvmes @babyambien I’m three days late but I’m crying at this and those beautiful memories!! 😭💜 I love you beautiful angels and would absolutely do it all over again. If Ms Gaga comes to KC for the Mayhem Ball we better go together!! Lmao

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

Removing healthcare and access to treatment for trans soldiers really shows the dignity and respect you have for them.

[U.S. Army @USArmy]

Individuals with gender dysphoria have volunteered to serve our country and will be treated with dignity and respect.

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

He literally voted for a man who said he would deport immigrants day 1 and now we are supposed to feel sad for him?! Uneducated people voting is so dangerous.

[Raphousetv (RHTV) @raphousetv2]

This is Sad 💔 Florida man who voted for Trump wants to work something out with Donald Trump after ICE snatched up his wife & deported her back to Venezuela while she was in the process of getting her papers done. "Let's work something out, please man let me keep my wife, she deserves to be here"😤🇺🇸

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

Basically now they can openly be hateful because they see everyone else being hateful too. Fucking idiots

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Target announces its scaling back diversity, equity and inclusion initiatives:

“Many years of data, insights, listening and learning have been shaping this next chapter in our strategy. And as a retailer that serves millions of consumers every day, we understand the importance of staying in step with the evolving external landscape, now and in the future.”

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

The literal article by the US Marshall is underneath this post saying it wasn’t trafficking and it was their mentally ill mother who took them there; but people still are blaming who they think are responsible….

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨#BREAKING: U.S. Marshals just found missing children from Ohio all the way over in Iceland!

Where the hell are the other 350,000 kids?

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

It’s always the “God is love” people who hate the most openly lmao

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

imagine being mad over shirts i'm crying😭

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

Lmfaooo 💀🤣

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Fox 11 LA newscaster was asked by random man why the fires started and his answer is sending me 😭😭�

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

So wild how it grew to 4 fires

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

if you’re living in LA, and safe, please share footage of what you’re seeing in the comments here. think it would be good to have a single, easy thread to read, to help people understand how bad it is right now

[Loky @lokymann]

Mary not even 10cm dilated yet girl RELAX

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

1.) Killing people on cold blood to resolve policy was how America was founded.
2.) Isn’t this the same mf who was autographing missiles being sent to Israel??!? Like be serious.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Governor Josh Shapiro comments on the arrest of Luigi Mangione:

“Some attention in this case, especially online, has been deeply disturbing as some have looked to celebrate instead of condemning this killer. […] In America, we do not kill people in cold blood to resolve policy differences or express a viewpoint.”

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

You: “I’m going to kill myself if you don’t let me get top surgery”
Your family: “ok we will support you”
You: “wow you mutilators! I want to kill myself again”

Glad your family knew when to take out the trash cause chileeeeeee. No brain cells.

[Laura Becker🐦‍🔥 @LauraBeckerReal]

I’ve been gaslit even by my own family for voting against the butchers who helped permanently mutilate me and my peers.

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

@cdproussel @Luiyo666 @Oilfield_Rando There was an ice warning from 12,000-24,000 feet in the region the plane was traveling before it crashed. It was a cold front from Argentina. The flight was flying at 17,000.

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

Welp today official starts AC weather. Because it’s not about to be 80 outside and even hotter in my apartment. No ma’am.

[Alien Superstar Stan @BadKidOscar]

All these accounts that were tweeting about the apocalypse happening today just deleted all their old tweets about it and moving on to another topic Lmfao.