connor b

pharmacist.

[connor b @BadLuckBowers]

One time my girlfriend only had $4 in her bank account and I literally had to stop her from buying a $4 Christmas hat for her dog that said “naughty” or “nice” depending which way it was flipped

Women continue to amaze me

[connor b @BadLuckBowers]

@elonmusk

[connor b @BadLuckBowers]

Hey @VivekGRamaswamy @JDVance, I’m a pharmacist from Dayton, Ohio. FIVE pharmacies in Springfield have closed in less than 2 years. This trend will continue happening on every Main Street in the U.S. soon. Can I get 15 minutes to explain the situation and how to help?

[connor b @BadLuckBowers]

I have a pharmacy joke but I can’t tell you it because it’s on backorder

[Austin Elmore @autyelmore]

Ya’ll please be on the lookout for a 2017 Hyundai Sonata with license plate no. JHJ 8975. My car was stolen this morning. @CincyPD

[connor b @BadLuckBowers]

There is heroin in McDonald’s orange Hi-C and you cannot convince me otherwise

[connor b @BadLuckBowers]

LinkedIn is the biggest snitch I know. Can’t do NOTHING on there without notifying people 😂

[connor b @BadLuckBowers]

When a patient hands you a prescription bottle for a refill and you see it’s covered in blood, dirt, and unknown substances

[Maddie Mier, MD @MaddieMierMD]

I just don’t think I’ll ever get over how many people’s bottom faces don’t match their top faces. I had no idea.

[connor b @BadLuckBowers]

One thing will always remain true- your pharmacist will know when you’re lying about taking your meds

[connor b @BadLuckBowers]

Best New Music Friday in a MINUTE

[connor b @BadLuckBowers]

@TheLuthman Sounds like a nasty side effect to me :/

[The Mac Miller Memoir @MacMillerMemoir]

I did it all without a drake feature

[connor b @BadLuckBowers]

@KnowWhere_Man No 😂

[connor b @BadLuckBowers]

@avery_meadows I’m just skeptical of the ability of normal people to disaggregate "the J&J vaccine is under review as a precaution" from "the J&J vaccine is not safe and the others may not be either" 😅😓

But overall I agree taking this precaution is a good thing!

[connor b @BadLuckBowers]

@avery_meadows Correct. I’m on the call right now 😂 I just wish the CDC/FDA would’ve investigated the affected patients a little more and screened them for PMH like smoking, drinking, bc/hrt, etc before making a major announcement like this

[connor b @BadLuckBowers]

my great-grandparents starring in the first commercial for a restaurant, 1960s

[nicole @cornygirlfriend]

avril lavigne was right. what the hell