Bad Luck Devin

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

Hi

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

Lets be honest, Dominos isnt going to call me back

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

No ride home from the mall, has to walk all the way home. During winter time

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

If you have any funny bad luck devins dm them to me

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

Tries to jump off a pier, eats shit and almost drowns

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

Gets caught stealing from goodwill gets life in prison.

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

If you enjoy how shitty Devin Langes life is follow me!

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

Goes to http://t.co/XMcxWYR0 gets catfished by a white gay dude

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

I AM THE REAL DEVIN LANGE

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

Been 16 since june still doesnt have license.

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

Gives friends 10 dollars for taco bell asks for 2 dollars worth of food, friends come back with a dark choolate almond joy and no change

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

Says hes a good ass wrestler gets his shit wrecked by brandon halleck

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

Lets friends use his bowl doesnt even get one hit

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

Buys a handle friends drink it all

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

Asks guy for the weed he owes him, the guy repies " I dont smoke"

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

Has a transformer as a phone. Decepticon

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

Throws a rager in his backyard, parents go to jail

[Bad Luck Devin @BadLuckDevin]

Gets whole basement redone none of friends ever want to comeover