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Performs Fack live. Doesn't have a gerbil.

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Eminem & Dr. Dre

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Happy 42nd birthday Marshall Bruce Mathers III, who would've thought 1 person could mean so much to millions of others #HappyBirthdayEminem

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Causes Shady-mania. Becomes an epidemic.

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Does ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Doesn't do it shirtless.

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R.I.P. Robin Williams, a legendary actor that will forever be missed.

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Sets up Total Slaughter: Joe Budden v Hollow Da Don. Both rappers perform poorly.

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Brings out Dre at Wembley. Everyone's forgot about Dre.

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Gets nominated for seven VMAs. Still doesn't care.

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I use to give a fuck, now I could give a fuck less #MTVHottest Eminem

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Releases new song featuring Sia on The Equaliser trailer. Doesn't show his part.

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Gets fans excited over film The Equaliser. Doesn't have an acting role in it.

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Releases Headlights music video making millions of Stan's cry. Floods world.

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I genuinely don't understand how Eminem can be turning 42 this year..

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Dr Dre sells Beats for $3.2bn. Then tries to sell Eminem.