Erin Lindberg

I will have amazing stories someday. That is my consolation.

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

@ChipotleTweets @Venmo #suppliescontest
Thanks Chipotle!!!

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

First time playing Mario Party- wins because of bad luck award. #evenmygoodluckisbadluck

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

Loves babies and dogs- dates a man who all babies and dogs gravitate towards and never gets to hold now #badluckerin #silverlining #notthatbad #butstill #humph

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

Playing hearts with the fam- absentmindedly plays queen of spades on self 🤦🏼‍♀️ #wastalkingaboutstrangerthings

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

Goes at night in snow to bring friend tacos and ice cream- comes out to find car towed #300$ #newtowingcompany #neverhappenedbeforein3years #somad #yesmoneygrowsontrees

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

Dressing for swing dancing- (to room mate) I’m so glad the zipper hasn’t broke yet!- breaks just as room mate zips it up. Reaction :.......... #badluckerin #thisisreallife #whyyyyy

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

Finally cooks pumpkin seeds from Halloween- gets food poisoning- next day is Friendsgiving and misses thanksgiving dinner #badluckerin #friendsgiving #sickgirl

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

All prepared with everything to vote- gets stuck with the registration lady for a half hour and finally turns to leave but sees a college friend to vouch- finally gets a happy ending #luckyerin #adulting #allprepared #alwayschangeyouraddress

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

Second performance of My Fair Lady- gets trapped outside the curtain when it closes at the end of act 1 #halp #audiencestifledlaughter #redface #badluckerin #staybehindthecurtain

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

Wants to get tabs- needs insurance- insurance is online somewhere- needs 2 weeks delivery - already got a ticket for tabs- lives in fear and hates government #adultingreallysucks #imnotbitter #heavysarcasm

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

Talking through information finding with dad on phone- “I sound like a cranky old man!” - “yup, that’s how we get like this” #funsuckerforms #whydowegrowup

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

Tries to renew tabs- goes through all the adulting and information finding and finally makes it through -two hours after payment is accepted finds out it was a third party service who took all of the information 😳 #adultingsucks

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

Goes to cast party after performance- car gets ticket for not being 5ft away from driveway- it’s like 3ft away #touchycops

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

Gets strep- this weekend is opening night of musical #norehearsal

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

Helps as assistant for a wedding planner- tries to get her juice- can’t turn spout off and it overflows all over table and floor #helpingmakeamess #canttakemeanywhere #badluckerin #thejuicewasred

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

LOTR party till 3am- Cousin coming at 8:30 next morning- gets up to clean before he comes- doesn’t come #whyyyy #icouldbeinbed #sleepismyprecious #badluckerin

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

Decides to get back on Twitter- reads all previous posts and wonders if this was a good life decision #shouldtheworldknow? #herewegoagain

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

Goes to take a shower and finds it empty! - hears guy voices and turns out it's the guys staff b-room and there are coaches in the office...

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

Plans bonfire for b day- the day is predicted to rain and be the coldest day we've had in 2 weeks. #badluckerin

[Erin Lindberg @BadLuckErin]

Becomes a teacher- temper tantrums #staycalmandstaycalm