saraH Lemz

the best thing you can do is nothing that will ever effect anything too much

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

The feminism leaving my body when my boyfriend asks me to move the dirty F-150 tires on a Sunday morning

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

Roaming in Rome = Melting in Rome
It’s a constant battle

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

Anyone else taking the carpool lane into 2022 to speed that shit up?

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

Okay so Friday is only like 4 days away #mondaythoughts

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

#DeleteFacebook seems a little too aggressive to me. I for one like having a place to store all my old iconic Picnik edited photos and pictures where I tagged 40 different people as random shit that makes no sense.

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

I really need to know if any other Sarahs ever accidentally sign Satan on their emails while using their phones, it’s really getting out of hand

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

Eat green olives like they’re popcorn

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

Anyone else notice you can’t spell hero without hoe? #untoldstories

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

Really tired of digging through cookie dough ice cream to find cookie dough, too tired to make cookie dough, I don’t even like ice cream

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

Do you ever drink ice water and accidentally get a cube but you weren’t ready for the cube so you choke a little 🤔

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

Social media is still media. Check your facts before you post/share/bandwagon 👏🏼

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

Does anyone else not remember their Facebook password?

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

Owning a cat feels like trying to outlive someone who is constantly plotting your death. Oh and they have 9 lives 😾

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

Forgot to lock my car door and someone stole my bank cards, gift cards, and most importantly, my wine #badlucksarah 🙅🏻‍♀️🍷

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

Two weeks ago I scratched someone’s car, left a note on their windshield, paid for the damage. Three days later someone hit my car and left me nothing.. #badlucksarah

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

Sometimes when I write emails on my phone I accidentally sign them Satan instead of Sarah

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

It’s 2018 and the only technology I’ve mastered is the vhs player

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

Going into work today would be risking my life #brr

[saraH Lemz @BadLuckkSarah]

Feeling personally victimized by the new snapchat update

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Current mood