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Getting a red card on fifa #BadMan

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Not having a phone case #BadMan #Yolo

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What key opens every door? A pikey.

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So true.

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Don't worry Mayans, if your predictions are wrong, it won't be the end of the world.

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My teacher just called me into her office. She totally wants my D....
To go up to a C

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#FatMan

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#BadMan

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Who else is gonna buy a pizza 5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive you say "I ordered this damn thing a year ago!"

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Either the world didn't end, or heaven looks a lot like my living room.

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My favourite sex position is called WOW...

thats when I flip your MOM over...
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Teacher: I need your email address to send you some make-up work.
Me: My email address?
Teacher: Yes.
Me: ... [email protected]

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December 21 will be the most annoying day in Facebook and Twitter history.

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#BadMan

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Do you, take me, to be your lawfully sexmate. To fuck and to suck in various positions, against walls and on stairs, til orgasm do us part?

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What did the boy with no hands get for christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet

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Don’t count the days, make the days count - Muhammad Ali