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"I wish I had more meetings" -- No one, ever.

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Here is a HUGE tip for anybody leading a meeting. If you aren’t funny, do not start with a joke. Second tip: You are not funny.

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When nobody is listening to the monotone meeting facilitator...

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Considering having 20 people attend the meeting? Well, don’t.

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Embrace Grumpy Cat's mentality. Say. No. To. Meetings.

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Did you know that executives spend 23 hours on average in meetings each week? On average, eight of those hours are unproductive.

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You know it is a bad meeting when the snacks can’t even save it.

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Michael Scott: long meetings
You: Toby

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Do your meetings run late? Try this: Create a “meeting jar” and the last person to speak, if the meeting goes over, has to put $5 in the jar. At the end of the month buy some pizza for the office.

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That one person who always eats a Thanksgiving sized meal during the meeting.

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When you’re on a Zoom call and the person shares their screen, causing you to see yourself…

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"We will continue to have these meetings every single day until we work out why the project is not getting done."

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When you forget your Zoom audio is on and you say something embarrassing...

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Maybe the worst part of quarantine is having too many Zoom meetings.

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Smiling thorough the pain of another meeting.

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Try this: For meetings in conference rooms, turn on the lights, open the blinds, and let fresh air in. Research indicates that better ventilation (lower CO2 concentration) and bright lighting leads to better cognitive and reasoning performance. Want even more? Stand up.

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"Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything."

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Try this: Take notes. You don't have a picture-perfect memory. Taking notes also help with memory recall, even if you don't look at your notes later. It's also valuable when multiple people take notes since each person has different interpretations of what was said.

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Let's set the record straight. We do not hate ALL meetings, just unproductive ones. That is why we created a news letter with fast tips on how to hold effective and efficient meetings.

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When the meeting is finally over!