For April fools, I have prepared something special.
[ Memory walks out in a poorly made Richard Stirling costume and a fake sword ]
And by "I," I mean me, Richard Stupid. I mean Stirling.
[ Swings sword at vase, it shatters ]
That was me, Richard Stirling, who did that.
@sam_bourbon AHHHHHH GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAAAAY [ STARTS BEATING HIM WITH A STICK ] GET IT AWAAAAAYYYY GET AWAYYYY I DONR WANT IT [ HIT ] I DONT WANT IT [ HIT ] I DONT WANT I
@SeeYouOrphy FATHER. I HAVE A FEAR OF LICE. YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T MENTION IT NO MORE AFTER THE LAST INCIDENT. FATHER I FEEL THEM. FATHER THEYRE IN MY SKIN. GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT