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@BadMonkeyAdvice
Knowledge is Power. *Parody account* not affiliated with the real monkeys that give advice *viewer discretion is advised*
Joined June 2014
378 Following
168 Followers
100 Posts
You're like Mondays. I hate Monday's
Calling someone a fuck boy is the verbal equivalent to orally penetrating their mother, dog and girlfriend
@ThadCastle the shit I just dropped in my toilet > Tim tebow
When your pullout game is weak af
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Emily Browning
@Emily0Browning
Love is more than giving expensive gifts. Sometimes, the other person just wants to hear the right words. I've collected 150 of the best ways to say I Love You
Dre Paz
@drepazofficial
The truth doesn’t carry the same weight as a lie…. one is backed by unlimited power, the other is trying to imitate divinity.
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When your trying to take over the world but bae is horny
Boston bomber should be forced to listen to iggy azalea the rest of his life not get the easy way out
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"
-Barack Obama
99% of girls won't eat a banana like this but will suck a dick no questions asked
@Lamp that's messed up. Just cut off her ankle and get her a job at IHOP. She shouldn't be complaining anyway she got you as a bf
When someone touches your neck unexpectedly
Call me bacon cus I'm tryna go in your oven raw
When your gf ain't got no booty
We blame society for our misfortunes but in reality we need to blame @justinbieber that nigga ruined society
*Retweet to educate*
More people get killed by monkeys every year than got killed in ww1 #facts
Guys are all dogs. Huskies are all dogs too. Also German Shepard are all dogs
If a girl bends over to pick something up she's clearly an attention seeking whore. She'd be insulted if you didn't slap dat ass
Banamas will never talk shit about you. Not because they don't have mouths....but because they respect the choices you make
Nobody wants to follow an egg unless it's Easter. Get a twit pic. Even if it's a monkey wearing glasses
Bitches look like they're gettin possessed the way they bend their backs to make it look like they got booty
Pests in your house? Burn your entire house down. If that doesn't kill them then call pest control
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