Bad Mouth R2

we were the droids you were looking for / I've got such a potty mouth, that's why they *bleeped* me out in all the movies / I also fucking hate C-3PO

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*LEAKED!!!* NUDE image of C-3PO!!! 100% REAL!!!

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Fuck lukes good at hide n seek

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You think Han Solo was the only one with a hard on when Leia was in that outfit? Bitch I'm hard 24/7, I'm made out of metal

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The empire can go fuck itself

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Well shit my fucking nut-sack, the chancellor was the Sith Lord this whole fucking time how did nobody see that shit

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Why did Kylo Ren cross the road? To get to the dark side

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Oh fuck nuts I wish Padmé was still around. That ass was tight

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R2-Bite Me

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Chewbacca did some gay shot with me once... I liked it

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This fucking ewok shit is a joke! Who the heck would trust them to defend a ... Aweeeee but they're cute

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It's been fucking decades since he turned and when I see Darth on the Death Star he doesn't even throw a wave... Prick

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That escape pod down to Tattooine was the shit let's do it again

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Chewbucca once said "GRRRAAWWLLL" to me and I couldn't tell if the bitch was mad or giving me a compliment

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Yeh I'm a droid but I still get horny for parts

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My favourite Star Wars is the one where C3-PO gets blasted into a like a bazillion pieces and Chewie has to put him back together

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When are they going to invent denim jeans that fit my ass? I wanna flaunt that shit to BB8 ...This is becoming a fucking joke.

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I've only been drunk once at it was fucking during the empire strikes back

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Science bitch

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@VeryLonelyLuke and by the way you wouldn't have become a Jedi if it weren't for me so make like a lightsabers and brighten the fuck up

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Well @VeryLonelyLuke , I was trying to clean up your families shitty mess