Bad Paint Prods.

Watch our webseries Rust Belt Rep @rustbeltrep and Sad Dads.

[Rust Belt Rep @rustbeltrep]

For thirty dollars a month we'll host your new playscript in our hall closet and show it to any theater professional who comes asking about it.

[Rust Belt Rep @rustbeltrep]

Our literary manager's claim to fame is that they were the only person ever to get a letter back from Stephen Sondheim that said "You're kind of a lot, please don't bother me anymore."

[Rust Belt Rep @rustbeltrep]

How things change: it wasn't that long ago that when I logged into Theater Twitter and saw that nobody was talking about me, I was disappointed.

[Eric Pfeffinger @epfeffin]

After this play of mine was a finalist or semifinalist for several of the usual developmental opportunities, I'm excited to announce it's finally been accepted into the Folder On My Desktop For Things I May Never Look At Again.

[The Amateur Cryptid Survival Guide @ACSGCast]

In today's episode, we remind you to not get jaundice. It's very important that you don't get jaundice because otherwise you will intimidate teens. They frighten easily. Episode 26 is all about Orange Eyes. https://t.co/eUlZ34SNGl

[The Amateur Cryptid Survival Guide @ACSGCast]

In Episode 25, we head to the alps. I don't know much about the Swiss, but I know the flag's a big plus. The weird snake cat dragon things, probably less so. Today's all about the Tatzelwurms. https://t.co/WwcZF3IO2N

[The Amateur Cryptid Survival Guide @ACSGCast]

Tomorrow we talk about--holy shit is that a shark? Is that a sharktopus? Is that a sharktopus with three heads? Uh yeah the thing we're talking about tomorrow is like. Maybe that.

[Rust Belt Rep @rustbeltrep]

Theater is struggling. So as a gesture of our support and commitment to the future of today's artistic community we've organized a lively and dynamic online reading of twelve David Mamet plays from forty years ago. To the FUTURE!

[Rust Belt Rep @rustbeltrep]

Three recurring things in my plays:

1. Unnecessary eruptions of direct address

2. Fucking profanity

3. About twenty superfluous minutes

[The Amateur Cryptid Survival Guide @ACSGCast]

Ever wondered what Satan made after he was done with the dinosaurs? Well, here he is. And we started a cult about him. https://t.co/fpAqsFqzdT

[The Amateur Cryptid Survival Guide @ACSGCast]

For those who don’t know, you can also find us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, if you prefer to listen to us there! Please download and share on your preferred platform!

[The Amateur Cryptid Survival Guide @ACSGCast]

Episode 3 is up, all about the Boggy Creek Monster! We’ve heard you like Bigfoot, and since we know our audience, we assume you like funny dirty words. A lot of bog, a lot of a very big handsome man, and a lot of “Hey. So. How do you pronounce ‘Fouke’?”
https://t.co/AD1WLtO4AX

[The Amateur Cryptid Survival Guide @ACSGCast]

Episode 2: Here Come the Pants People, out now! Do you like Fresno? You probably feel completely value neutral about it, but you almost definitely like their local cryptid. https://t.co/Nq2aJdfXfw

[Rust Belt Rep @rustbeltrep]

After lots of soul searching and hard listening, we're proud to announce our first production of next season! Please join us in September for our revival of OLD WHITE MAN written by Old Whiteman and directed by O. L. D'White-Man.

[Bad Paint Prods. @BadPainters]

Our friends @ACSGCast have a new podcast. Lots of funny stuff. Go give ‘em a listen!

[The Amateur Cryptid Survival Guide @ACSGCast]

Our first episode is now live on our website! In our first episode, we discuss Sinkhole Sam, a worm-like creature living in Inman, Kansas!
https://t.co/fpAqsFqzdT

[The Amateur Cryptid Survival Guide @ACSGCast]

Our first episode is now live on our website! In our first episode, we discuss Sinkhole Sam, a worm-like creature living in Inman, Kansas!
https://t.co/fpAqsFqzdT

[Rust Belt Rep @rustbeltrep]

Sympathy for all the artists who've lost work! We haven't had to cancel our shows but only because it turns out literally nobody comes to them.

[Rust Belt Rep @rustbeltrep]

Embarrassing -- the theater sent out a season brochure advertising all our upcoming receptions, classes, fundraisers, cabarets, symposia, silent auctions, improv nights and wine tastings, and realized too late that we'd forgotten to program any actual plays. #oops

[Rust Belt Rep @rustbeltrep]

About 70% of the people in our audience who stand for ovations at curtain call are just trying to see over the people in front of them.