BadPlucky

I might have fewer followers, but I’m pretty sure they’re real people not bots! NO DMs!!! 🌊🇺🇸🇺🇦 gear up muchachos!

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Hunter Biden is the Goat.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Hunter Biden joined Twitter and skipped the warm-up phase.
Straight to the jugular. And it’s delicious!

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

MAGA: “Do you Indians still live in teepees?”

Me: “Yes. Absolutely. We still scalp people too.”

— crickets 🦗

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

It doesn’t matter if Trump, Netanyahu or Putin are in their death beds, riddled with dementia, at some end of life hospice. Arrest them for their crimes and throw them in prison.

[Dark Hunter Brandon @darkhunterbrndn]

Folks, I gotta tell you:

Doing crack was pretty bad and I'm grateful for rehab and recovery.

But at least I didn't do coke off a toilet seat while drinking raw milk from a creature that sleeps where it shits.

There's no coming back from that, cornpop!

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

Twitter acting shocked that the Georgetown and Yale-educated son of a six-term senator, two-term VP and one-term president is intelligent, well-informed and a good communicator

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Hunter Biden proves that owning your mistakes is the MOST alpha move, ever.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

It's June 2026 and I'm alive and well

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

hunter biden: Americans don’t want tariffs or war. They want security when they’re sick. Good jobs. Fair pay.

guy in replies: your just another liberal pedo elite addicted to stealing our money

hunter biden: i’m addicted to CRACK bitch

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I’ve taken a lot of hits, and I’ve deserved some of them. I beat myself up over them more than you can imagine.

But the grace people have shown me here is truly humbling.

Some of the kindest words have come from the people you’d least expect.

And for that I am so grateful.

This isn’t about me. It’s about every person in recovery who shows up and tries again.

And to everyone still in the fight tonight: you are not alone, I see you.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Serious question for all my gay friends, is Trump crushing on me or what? Posting pictures of me drawing his portrait in the middle of the night? Where’s Hunter? Lord knows he has my #. Seems like I’m in his dreams… even his little dreams during his many naps.
Mr. Trump - focus on Jaxson Dart he is more your type.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Hey @HunterBiden, in order to prove to the silly MAGAs that it's really you posting on Twitter could you take a photo of yourself holding up a photo of Donald Trump sleeping in the oval office?

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

NEW RULE FOR DEMOCRATS:
When they go low, we go whatever level Hunter Biden is at.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Hunter Biden just called out the Epstein Elite Oligarch class, and he’s spot on!

[Marilyn Monrover @MarilynMonrover]

I am ridin’ with Biden! 💋 @HunterBiden #smokefleet #smokefléét 💨✨

[BadPlucky @BadPlucky]

Yes

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Have you ever started to respond to a post and in the middle realize that you just don't care enough to finish responding? 😆 😑

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Have you ever started to respond to a post and in the middle realize that you just don't care enough to finish responding? 😆 😑

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If, at the end of this dark era, we actually have a Democratic president again, there is one thing they absolutely must take to heart:

F*ck forgiveness.

Our country will only unite behind criminal prosecution and prison sentences, before eventually, slowly, beginning to heal.