ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳

Fiction writer/ 🐷y fighter/🌲🌳 hugger/ cheeky bugger.
Dyslexicly scary like da Vinci, Einstein, Cher, & Jim Carrey.
High rhymes & pissed demeanor/ 💘 the 🐾

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

@AJemaineClement Please say we'll be getting it in Canada... You know, the big blank space on maps above USA.

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

MERRY WINSTICE, TO ALL.
🎄🎅🏽🎉

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

@inqdragon2 My 'made by Keen' closed-toe sandals. Perfect for strolling in strange lands, & for cycling. I've 7 or 8 pairs of the thinner-sole ones. I alway replace the flimsy elastic laces with hikers line, snappy colours. I have some green ones with orange laces for St. Patty's Day.

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

@hhensell The American political system – it's like a circle in a circle – like a wheel within a wheel;
Every wanker GOPer thinks they're a big fu♔ deal.

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

@Franktheshank88 Never POTUS, ever!!!

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

@inqdragon2 🎵 Oh, the weather outside be hairy
But we freeklings inside ain't scary
As long as we've got lotza vodka
Let it snow, snort some blow, mind you'll blow

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

Tarantino
Is Quentin T. (like the smart guy he is) not in the war zone right now? Helping out, out of hostage-taking range?

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

Lemonada Media - The Sarah Silverman Podcast - https://t.co/jUm2VXARN8 #iTunes

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

@KPLWW5 🐷👑 in combat – what a joke... He can't walk for 18 holes.

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

@joncoopertweets If we mean: "Would 🐷👑 commit treasonous acts for his own benefit/profit?"
Only the simplest of simpletons could think otherwise.

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

@StormyDaniels To clarify: First draft is ©complete, but it has not yet been pitched, nor has any financing been sought.
Our task must be to truly tell Meghan "Amber Rayne" Wren's story –– as her life was as interesting, compelling and tragic as any embellishers could ever hope make it.

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

@FrankMikeDavis1 "Tis because of this lady
That liking mondays I be.

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

@joncoopertweets Abso-fu♔-lutely!!!

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

"Literary Zombosis"
Steer clear of they who say,
That everything has been said;
For they have lost their way
And become the Writing Dead.

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

@BorisSlocum Were I any fitter, the gym would be going to *me*.
https://t.co/i8ZHO0JIUc

[Boris L. Slocum @BorisSlocum]

On a scale of 1 - 10, how fit are you?

Don't be shy.

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

@TrumpluvsObama It is the MW sign, which signifies 'Major Wanker'.
https://t.co/s4oR1zueLu

[🏴‍☠️ Bob Lawrence 🟦Obama #1🟧 @TrumpluvsObama]

🤔🤔🤔

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

"Debt-free Scholars"
Fight fires with fires,
But falsehoods with the truth;
Angering rich liars,
Set free from debt the youth.

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

"Debt-free Scholars"
Fight fires with fires,
But falsehoods with the truth;
Angering rich liars,
Set free from debt the youth.

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

@GirlsandGoblins @authorcfturner Writing is the vacation;
Rewriting is "back to work".
I much prefer the former,
It be what they call the perk.

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

@Gore_Jus_ @authorcfturner I thought it was some kinda WW2 Nazi tank.

[ΔиłĦ☼иɏ 𝔹∌⊄ʞ✍🐳 @BadPoemz]

@PJ_Lowry @authorcfturner Yes👌✌️ I feel/know that good fiction – a story that wasn't stillborn – will takeoff, and leave the author just recording it all.