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If we don't reach for the stars, how will we ever know to look to Heaven?

All my ideas are copywritten, trademarked, and patented. Opinions are all my own.

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Have you thought about a painting that censors the word 'meme'? I think that would be pretty popular!

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Is the quilt that lets you know when you're not 'in' on the joke simply a dream too far?

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We all know how Trump got his money: a deodorant that tracks your every move. #ExposeTrump ✊

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I'm going to MAKE IT. My washing machine that tells you your future is going to KILL IT at the product fair. 🕴️💯💸

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You know, I don't think a pen that tells you your future is THAT much of a crazy idea..

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Remember, if someone says you can't, repeat after me: Clock. Gently Reminds You To Exercise. #LetsDoThis ✊

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Have you thought about a toothbrush that says all the things you're too afraid to say? I think that would be pretty popular!

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Presenting my newest pitch to the MBAs later. It's about a painting that plays a musical ditty every time you laugh. Wish me luck! 😘

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I'm going to MAKE IT. My hairdryer that sends out generic excuses to all Facebook invitations is going to KILL IT at the product fair. 🕴️💯💸

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Presenting my newest pitch to the MBAs later. It's about a soda can that lets you identify 🐍. Wish me luck! 😘

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The Post-It note that lets you know when Tescos is out of ham. We do it to fix the world of its ills and wrongs.

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The cardboard box that tweets is why I dropped out of my BA. #TheRiskWillPayOff 💪

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Just paid for some branded packaging. Get ready to see the iLoaf of bread in stores near you. 😎

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Presenting my newest pitch to the MBAs later. It's about a lightbulb that recites Ulysses by James Joyce. Wish me luck! 😘

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The tiny robot that sends automated texts to your mum is why I dropped out of my BA. #TheRiskWillPayOff 💪

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I'm going to MAKE IT. My vase that recites the news in ska is going to KILL IT at the product fair. 🕴️💯💸

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Crazy or maybe? The key that makes cheesecake to go? 🤔

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Crazy idea, but how about a cake tin that sends half-baked 🥔s to people you don't like? Mad, or rad? 😎

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Tired of Debbies. I KNOW my clock that tells people who like mayonnaise that they're wrong is the next big thing.

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We all know how Trump got his money: a shopping trolley that lets you know if you're mad or rad. #ExposeTrump ✊

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We all know how Trump got his money: a tiny robot that gives you a massage. #ExposeTrump ✊